# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16505 "2019-05-25T23:02:03Z")

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Pazuzu, prince of the evil spirits of the air, take me to Kokumo.

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### Author: ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16506 "2019-05-25T23:15:01Z")

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Don’t fight me, child. I’m the messenger of God and I only want to heal you.

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### Author: ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16507 "2019-05-26T01:32:57Z")

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Behold the Metatron! Herald of the Almighty and voice of the One True God!

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16508 "2019-05-26T01:58:57Z")

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Pleased to meet you.

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### Author: ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16509 "2019-05-27T16:40:23Z")

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Pretty boy, you please me very much.

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### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16510 "2019-05-27T21:35:07Z")

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It must be hard work entertaining me if it requires six ounces of rum!

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### Author: ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16511 "2019-05-27T22:04:13Z")

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Why don’t you get over that “mother complex”?

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16512 "2019-05-28T00:55:49Z")

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Mother! I’ve turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!

The ship will automatically destruct in T minus five minutes.

You… BITCH!

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16513 "2019-05-28T14:25:07Z")

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30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22… did I… did I say 15?

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### Author: ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16514 "2019-05-28T16:25:47Z")

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Well, if there aint’ going to be any rules, let’s get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16515 "2019-05-28T19:14:48Z")

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1,2,3 go.

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### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16516 "2019-05-28T20:39:08Z")

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“I’m not ready.”

“No one ever is.”

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16517 "2019-05-29T14:37:55Z")

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I’m hungry… got any gin?

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### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16518 "2019-05-29T14:48:45Z")

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See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me!

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### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16519 "2019-05-29T19:36:32Z")

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We missed out. We didn’t go to parties because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges.

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### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16520 "2019-05-29T19:40:19Z")

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Looks like University of Illinois!

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### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2019, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16521 "2019-05-30T21:09:11Z")

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Look at that face, gives you the willies.

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### Author: ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16522 "2019-05-31T00:41:14Z")

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“I don’t say he’s a great man. Willie Loman never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. He’s not the finest character that ever lived. But he’s a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He’s not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old dog. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such a person.”

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16523 "2019-05-31T00:44:20Z")

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You can walk right past me, see right through me, and never even know I’m there.

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2019, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16524 "2019-05-31T14:20:40Z")

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It’s a conjuring trick, that’s what it is. I saw a fellow make a peanut disappear once.

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