# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 850
### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16985 "2019-10-04T19:29:07Z")
I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16986 "2019-10-04T19:53:43Z")
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16987 "2019-10-05T20:47:07Z")
You see? This is what he does when he wants to ignore me. He sticks his head in _those_ things. I wonder where he _got_ those things, anyway?
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### Author:  [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16988 "2019-10-05T23:10:31Z")
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16989 "2019-10-06T13:18:07Z")
Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought forth a factory conceived in innocence and joy and squeezable fun for everyone.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16990 "2019-10-06T14:06:15Z")
How about these stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole: “Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?” No! Your father’s been laid off!
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### Author:  [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2019, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16991 "2019-10-06T17:51:13Z")
Santa Baby
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16992 "2019-10-06T18:19:46Z")
Still time to fix Christmas? Of course there is! I’m Santa Claus!
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16993 "2019-10-06T22:06:29Z")
I can do anything; I’m the chief of police.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16994 "2019-10-07T13:24:21Z")
Dirty Cop, no doughnut!
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16995 "2019-10-07T23:32:20Z")
Cleanliness is next to nothing.
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### Author:  [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16996 "2019-10-08T18:18:29Z")
Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever could
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16997 "2019-10-08T19:05:10Z")
Please don’t be a Do-Badder, a Do-Badder, a Do-Badder.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16998 "2019-10-08T20:35:21Z")
I thought you were good Paul… but you’re not good. You’re just another lying ol’ dirty birdy.
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### Author:  [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16999 "2019-10-08T21:04:29Z")
You lying hypocritical sexist egotistical bigot!
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/17000 "2019-10-08T21:59:06Z")
Fuck you. I’m beautiful.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2019, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/17001 "2019-10-09T10:37:51Z")
This gross bug lady is my new friend.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/17002 "2019-10-09T15:20:44Z")
Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
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### Author:  [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/17003 "2019-10-09T16:07:26Z")
Set phasers to… torture.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/17004 "2019-10-09T16:20:47Z")
No, Father, not the Bore Worms!
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