# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/161 "2012-07-24T20:25:37Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape! Don’t you remember me? That hurts me deep in my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Dunkelheit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dunkelheit/32/248_2.png) [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/162 "2012-07-24T20:41:33Z")
And wuv, twoo wuv, wiww fowwow you fowevvah… ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/163 "2012-07-25T03:09:49Z")
> [@Dunkelheit](#): > > And wuv, twoo wuv, wiww fowwow you fowevvah… Gimme some sugar, baby! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/164 "2012-07-25T03:38:03Z")
Its a traaaap! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/165 "2012-07-25T05:02:24Z")
Fuckin’ - what the fucking fuck ? Who the fuck fucked this fuckin’… How did you two fucking fucks…?! FUCK ! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/166 "2012-07-25T05:19:48Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Fuckin’ - what the fucking fuck ? Who the fuck fucked this fuckin’… How did you two fucking fucks…?! FUCK ! I am sick of your foul language, your crude behavior and your sluttish manner. There are certain things a decent woman keeps private, and only a filthy slut would have done this and those who stood by and encouraged her are just as bad. I don’t care who’s responsible - you’re all to blame. Now, I am going to leave this room for five minutes by which time that disgusting object had better be removed and the windows opened to clear away the stench. If you must play these filthy games, do them in your homes, and not in my classroom! ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/167 "2012-07-25T10:07:45Z")
You’re burning my shirt. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/168 "2012-07-25T12:04:08Z")
Now, John, you’ve to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and don’ts, Good Buddy, of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/169 "2012-07-25T12:23:32Z")
I’m definitely not wearing my underwear. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/170 "2012-07-25T12:56:11Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > I’m definitely not wearing my underwear. Now, what can a man do with his clothes off for twenty minutes? ---
**Author:** ![Stormcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/0ea827/32.png) [@Stormcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormcrow)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/171 "2012-07-25T13:46:06Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Now, John, you’ve to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and don’ts, Good Buddy, of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties. You just made the list, buddy. And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/172 "2012-07-25T13:48:09Z")
He hit Buddy! Get him girls! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/173 "2012-07-25T14:21:46Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > He hit Buddy! Get him girls! That’s what I love about these high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/174 "2012-07-25T14:26:54Z")
Hi, I’m Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha, ha, ha! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/175 "2012-07-25T14:33:05Z")
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/176 "2012-07-25T23:10:23Z")
So you wanna kill him… ? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/177 "2012-07-25T23:40:32Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > So you wanna kill him… ? Terminate, with extreme prejudice. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/178 "2012-07-25T23:42:05Z")
I’m a Terminator. That’s what I do. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/179 "2012-07-26T01:16:13Z")
#116 05-09-2010, 03:33 PM Ignatz Guest Join Date: Oct 2004 Howard Hawks’ 1948 Red River, at about 29 minutes in, John Ireland as Cherry (!)(Vallanche) saying to Montgomery Clift (in his first movie) as Matthew Garth, "That’s a good-lookin’ gun you were about to use back there. Can I see It? [Monty scratches his nose and gives a knowing smirk, saying nothing, hands his revolver to John who says] “Maybe you’d like to see mine.” and hands it to Monty. John says, “Nice, awful nice. You know, there are only two things more beautiful than a good gun-a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. Have you ever had a good Swiss watch?” ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/180 "2012-07-26T01:23:29Z")
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