# Speak to Me Only in Really Stupid Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 18, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848 "2013-07-18T15:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/41 "2013-07-23T14:15:01Z")
I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of… intercourse - your firm, young… body… comingling with… withered flesh… sagging breasts… flabby b-b-buttocks… makes me want… to vomit. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/42 "2013-07-27T22:02:00Z")
Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin’ but boobies. Who needs 'em? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/43 "2013-07-27T22:33:21Z")
The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/44 "2013-07-27T22:43:03Z")
I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt. ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/45 "2013-07-28T01:16:20Z")
I was born a poor black child. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/46 "2013-07-28T01:43:34Z")
Obviously you don’t understand. What you’re really doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/47 "2013-07-28T01:43:57Z")
And, uh, I’d like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/48 "2013-07-28T01:49:54Z")
But it’s got all this red juice when you push on it. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/49 "2013-07-28T03:09:59Z")
Hispanic Scott Baio? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/50 "2013-07-28T03:23:13Z")
They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood! ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/51 "2013-07-28T05:44:56Z")
Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/52 "2013-07-28T18:42:15Z")
You talk purtier than a twenny dollar whore! ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/53 "2013-07-28T23:23:48Z")
Hauling me over to Mayer’s table like some picked-up floozie! Or one of those starlets. Out to give the big shots a nice night in town. Is that what you think of me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/54 "2013-07-28T23:30:19Z")
You two are going to Farro Island and find me a genuine monster whether he exists or not! ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/55 "2013-07-28T23:49:10Z")
Are you kidding? Fuck off, you freaks! I’m telling my father you talk dirty. Besides, I know for a fact you don’t even know what “fuck” is! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/56 "2013-07-29T15:54:58Z")
The truth? What do you want with that? If you want to be a success in life forget the truth. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/57 "2013-07-29T18:53:34Z")
Garbage day! _shoots_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/58 "2013-07-29T19:08:43Z")
They say I came here together with those men, there, caught in the ice. Why I am alive and they are dead I don’t know, and why the ice has formed in this parched desert is a mystery without an answer, but the little water that comes from it is vital to these people and they worship me, as a divine goddess. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/59 "2013-07-30T20:23:30Z")
You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/60 "2013-07-30T20:29:53Z")
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