# Speak to Me Only in Really Stupid Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 18, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848 "2013-07-18T15:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/61 "2013-07-31T00:07:18Z")
Yippie ki yay Master Falcon! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/62 "2013-07-31T00:10:33Z")
So I’m rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize “Holy shit, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your head?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/63 "2013-07-31T01:00:27Z")
You’re so bossy you oughta be milked before you come home at night. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/64 "2013-07-31T14:27:57Z")
I still hear from her occasionally, screaming. I think the dead should shut up, unless there’s something to say. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/65 "2013-08-03T16:11:46Z")
> [@Engineer\_Dude](#): > > The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer! How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/66 "2013-08-04T01:26:17Z")
Philosoraptor. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/67 "2013-08-05T18:37:57Z")
They’d never execute a daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/68 "2013-08-05T18:40:53Z")
All right, Curly. Enough’s enough. You can’t eat the Venetian blinds. I just had them installed on Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/69 "2013-08-05T18:58:21Z")
Don’t you go tryin to deny it. I told Al and the boys if you shot off your bourbon mouth at that bar and got us in dutch I was going to finish you. I was going to do something about it! Now finish your pie. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/70 "2013-08-05T19:01:52Z")
You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin’ head off and use it for a fuckin’ basketball? You can _bowl_ with the motherfucker for all I care! Just don’t let HIM do it! I don’t wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF! I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff! ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/71 "2013-08-14T15:41:59Z")
I hate answering machines for this very reason, you know, they’re like life, you can’t take anything back. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/72 "2013-08-14T16:25:45Z")
_THWACK!_ Message for you sir. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/73 "2013-08-14T16:36:18Z")
We will, sir. Once we kidnap the princess, we can force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shield, thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceballs. Everybody got that? ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-really-stupid-movie-quotes/663848/74 "2013-08-14T20:00:31Z")
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