# Speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397 "2012-08-23T17:54:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/21 "2012-08-24T02:32:24Z")
It’s about nothing! ---
**Author:** ![MyMack\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MyMack\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyMack_1)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/22 "2012-08-24T03:50:10Z")
“Hey Elaine, is it statue or statute?” “It’s statUte.” “Oh, I really think your wrong.” I’m 24 and record Fraiser and Seinfield and watch it alone, laughing uproariously. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/23 "2012-08-24T03:54:01Z")
“It begins and ends with Brezhnev.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/24 "2012-08-24T03:55:03Z")
Oh no, I’m sorry. It was the Moops. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/25 "2012-08-24T13:36:41Z")
“I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It’s like asking them to donate a kidney.” ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/26 "2012-08-24T14:45:34Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Snapple? No, too fruity. You better think again, Mojambo! Yo Yo Ma. ---
**Author:** ![csupp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@csupp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/csupp)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/27 "2012-08-24T14:54:11Z")
But you are Blanche… you _are_ in shhhhackles. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/28 "2012-08-24T14:56:43Z")
But I don’t want to be a pirate!! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/29 "2012-08-24T14:57:34Z")
The food was in the shower with you? ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/30 "2012-08-24T16:41:53Z")
You’re \*soooo \*good-lookin’! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/31 "2012-08-24T17:09:19Z")
Do they have a castle at Windsor? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/32 "2012-08-24T17:48:47Z")
No, they have a display at the end of the aisle ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/33 "2012-08-24T18:04:42Z")
Is he sponge-worthy? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/34 "2012-08-24T18:17:28Z")
I can’t spare a square. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/35 "2012-08-24T18:21:17Z")
I come from Ukraine; you not say Ukraine weak!. Ukraine is game to you?! How about I take your little board and smash it! ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/36 "2012-08-24T19:42:36Z")
That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! Your face is my case. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/37 "2012-08-24T19:58:00Z")
Come back, 1 year! ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/38 "2012-08-24T20:03:29Z")
My mother caught me today. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/39 "2012-08-24T20:15:55Z")
IT’S A MANZIER!!! Bro!!! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/40 "2012-08-24T20:20:38Z")
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