# Speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397 "2012-08-23T17:54:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/41 "2012-08-24T20:35:45Z")
So, how’s the new pen? ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/42 "2012-08-24T21:03:13Z")
Oh her. She steals from me. Steals my money. She says she doesn’t speak English. My ass she doesn’t speak English. Plays that freakin’ “voo-doo” music and tries to hypnotize me. She thinks she’s gonna turn me into a zombie and then rob me blind. Well, I wasn’t born yesterday. I may drop dead today, but I sure as hell wasn’t born yesterday! Now get the hell out of my house! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/43 "2012-08-24T21:24:25Z")
That’s gold Jerry! GOLD! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/44 "2012-08-24T21:27:05Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > I come from Ukraine; you not say Ukraine weak!. Ukraine is game to you?!\*\* How about I take your little board and smash it!\*\* Off topic: Is that what the guy really says? I’ve always interpreted that line after “Ukraine is game to you?!” as Ukranian gibberish. Does he really say that? Now I gotta watch that scene again… ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/45 "2012-08-24T21:31:00Z")
The Human Fund Money for People ---
**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/46 "2012-08-24T21:52:01Z")
These cupcakes are pretty F\*\*\*in’ good! ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/47 "2012-08-24T22:00:26Z")
Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men’s whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00. ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/48 "2012-08-24T22:03:27Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Off topic: Is that what the guy really says? I’ve always interpreted that line after “Ukraine is game to you?!” as Ukranian gibberish. Does he really say that? Now I gotta watch that scene again… Yeah he does. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/49 "2012-08-25T02:38:50Z")
No, I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector. ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/50 "2012-08-25T04:19:48Z")
So then you asked yourselves: Isn’t there something more to life? Yes! We did! Yeah, well let me clue you in on something: There isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/51 "2012-08-25T06:16:55Z")
Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/52 "2012-08-25T13:04:19Z")
Believe it or not George isn’t at home, Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, Oh where could I be? Believe it or not! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/53 "2012-08-25T16:09:31Z")
Ask not what I can do for you. Ask what you can do for me. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/54 "2012-08-25T16:19:31Z")
> [@echo7tango](#): > > Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to. Non-game aside: When Julia Louis-Dreyfuss tells you you **must** have sex with her, you \*do not \*argue with the woman! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/55 "2012-08-25T16:22:52Z")
That line could fit in a new category, Lines Men Hear on TV or in the Movies but Never Hear in Real Life! ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/56 "2012-08-26T13:28:36Z")
And you want to be my latex salesman… ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/57 "2012-08-26T13:43:17Z")
yada yada yada He is such a hipster doofus, and has not changed at all since college. Do you think he knows he is a hipster doofus? ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/58 "2012-08-26T16:42:35Z")
Maybe a dingo ate your baby. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/59 "2012-08-26T18:17:56Z")
No, I mentioned the bisque. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/60 "2012-08-26T19:25:13Z")
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