# Speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397 "2012-08-23T17:54:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/61 "2012-08-26T20:20:38Z")
Hello Newman. ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/62 "2012-08-26T23:12:16Z")
There was shrinkage! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/63 "2012-08-27T09:24:28Z")
Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/64 "2012-08-27T14:06:11Z")
Boutros Boutros-Ghali… ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/65 "2012-08-27T16:43:12Z")
Ma and Pa aren’t even a Ma and Pa?! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/66 "2012-08-27T16:48:02Z")
If you want the leg room, just say so! Don’t blame the mechanism!!! SERENITY NOW!!!1!! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/67 "2012-08-27T16:55:12Z")
Oh, Moses, smell the roses. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/68 "2012-08-27T17:30:19Z")
You stole my Jesus fish! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/69 "2012-08-27T17:48:38Z")
Lupus? Is it lupus??? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/70 "2012-08-27T17:54:32Z")
I’ll tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer or whatever you want to be called, the kissing thing is over. There’s no more kissing and I don’t care what the consequences are! ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/71 "2012-08-27T20:39:43Z")
Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men’s whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/72 "2012-08-27T21:06:05Z")
What about that kid sitting down opening a book right now in a branch of the local library, and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in _The Cat in the Hat_ and _The Five Chinese Brothers_. Doesn’t he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you’d better think again: this is about that kid’s right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld… Maybe that’s how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies. Well, I’ve got a flash for you, joy boy: party time is over! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/73 "2012-08-27T21:17:15Z")
As the wooly-haried Melanesians of Papua New Guinea once said: “_click sound_ _click sound_ _click sound_ _click sound_ _click sound_” ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/74 "2012-08-28T02:28:41Z")
Trust me, Kramer - given the legal opportunity, I will kill you. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/75 "2012-08-28T02:49:10Z")
He’s a bad breaker-uper. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/76 "2012-08-28T02:55:41Z")
Well, maybe so…but it was good enough for Mr. Jon Voight. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/77 "2012-08-28T06:05:21Z")
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/78 "2012-08-28T20:21:53Z")
I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/79 "2012-08-28T20:32:25Z")
…I woke up in the East River in a sack! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/80 "2012-08-29T00:36:55Z")
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