# Speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397 "2012-08-23T17:54:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/81 "2012-08-29T01:28:08Z")
Are you Master of your Domain? ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/82 "2012-08-29T01:34:51Z")
Rusty! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/83 "2012-08-29T01:41:39Z")
Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/84 "2012-08-29T03:15:51Z")
Cherish the cabin. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/85 "2012-08-30T16:17:36Z")
Well, there really is no junk-mail…well, everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card, but…it takes just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards… ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/86 "2012-08-30T16:33:00Z")
Yeah I’ve been working out. I’m huge! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/87 "2012-08-30T17:17:52Z")
When you control the mail, you control INFORMATION! ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/88 "2012-08-30T19:44:39Z")
The jerk store called, and they they’re running out of you! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/89 "2012-08-30T19:56:02Z")
(To Kramer-) You can’t move to Florida! That’s where people go to DIE! (To his parents visiting from Florida-) …Not _you_! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/90 "2012-08-31T01:59:31Z")
Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/91 "2012-08-31T14:11:18Z")
I don’t see why’s she more self-conscious about that than her toe thumbs. ---
**Author:** ![Mensa\_Dropout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Mensa\_Dropout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mensa_Dropout)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/92 "2012-08-31T14:43:11Z")
“I was in the pool! I was in the pool!” ~MD ---
**Author:** ![67java89](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/aeb1de/32.png) [@67java89](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/67java89)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/93 "2012-09-02T12:35:19Z")
I have a hair on my tongue and you put it there ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/94 "2012-09-02T21:46:36Z")
Stella!! ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/95 "2012-09-02T21:55:23Z")
Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I’m talking right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one! ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/96 "2012-09-02T22:14:09Z")
You must go now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/97 "2012-09-03T16:15:56Z")
Is he sponge-worthy? ---
**Author:** ![Molesworth\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Molesworth\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molesworth_2)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/98 "2012-09-03T21:19:24Z")
As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/99 "2012-09-03T23:08:22Z")
And now… the Airing of Grievances! ---
**Author:** ![Noggy\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Noggy\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noggy_Monster)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/100 "2012-09-03T23:33:58Z")
Oh lighten up…it’ll only feel like an eternity. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397.md?page=6)