# Speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397 "2012-08-23T17:54:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/101 "2012-09-04T14:14:22Z")
Goodnight, Jugdish! ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/102 "2012-09-04T14:24:20Z")
This hotdog’s been here since the silent era. You’d have to be insane to eat it. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/103 "2012-09-04T15:30:25Z")
Giddyup… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/104 "2012-09-04T15:39:19Z")
> [@67java89](#): > > I have a hair on my tongue and you put it there Yeah, you sold me a hair, with a cake around it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/105 "2012-09-04T18:18:43Z")
See, that’s why you’re going to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/106 "2012-09-04T18:51:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > See, that’s why you’re going to Hell. We’re the Deviiiiiils! The Deviiiiiiils! ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/107 "2012-09-04T19:05:43Z")
[Shut up y’old baq!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96bqcoO1cYU) ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/108 "2012-09-04T19:12:35Z")
“My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents.” “I’m Victoria, hi!” ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/109 "2012-09-04T20:35:39Z")
“Good for the tuna.” ---
**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/110 "2012-09-04T21:41:34Z")
I love YooHoo! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/111 "2012-09-04T22:10:56Z")
It’s in the vault. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/112 "2012-09-05T20:27:20Z")
He’s a close-talker. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/113 "2012-09-05T20:58:28Z")
You gotta see the baby! ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/114 "2012-09-05T21:11:51Z")
Yeah, he really is breathtaking. ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/115 "2012-09-05T22:51:00Z")
So, am I forgiven Schmoopy? No, you’re Schmoopy. No, you’re Schmoopy. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/116 "2012-09-06T00:45:59Z")
Everyone in my family’s creative. And even though I’m working as an accountant now, I’d really like to eventually live exclusively on my papier-mâché hats. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/117 "2012-09-06T13:23:36Z")
You want a piece of me? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/118 "2012-09-06T17:36:19Z")
I could drop you like a bag of dirt ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/119 "2012-09-09T12:19:55Z")
Gimme that marble rye, you old bag! ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397/120 "2012-09-09T13:01:26Z")
You know about the cup sizes? You got the A, B, C the D. That’s the biggest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-seinfeld-quotes/632397.md?page=7)