# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")
Inspired by [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=659243) thread and a post in CS about the Simpsons, let’s start a discussion/story where you must respond with a quote from the Simpsons’. You may quote the TV show (including the Tracey Ullman shorts) as well as the movie. Treehouse of Horror episodes do count, even though they are outside of the main series’ continuity. Quotes from licensed products such as video games don’t count. Hi everybody! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/2 "2012-08-17T21:18:37Z")
I have been watching this thread since it was created…5000 years ago…by GOD!! ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/3 "2012-08-17T23:53:10Z")
So I says to Mabel, I says. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/4 "2012-08-18T00:42:01Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > I have been watching this thread since it was created…5000 years ago…by GOD!! Don’t have a cow man. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/5 "2012-08-18T05:11:37Z")
Hmph! Good thing you don’t keep guns in the house. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/6 "2012-08-18T05:26:33Z")
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? What a country! ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/7 "2012-08-18T05:33:57Z")
Please don’t mock the country that I love. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/8 "2012-08-18T07:16:54Z")
eat my shorts! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/9 "2012-08-18T07:44:43Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. ---
**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/10 "2012-08-18T14:32:52Z")
You…feedbag. I want you to love me. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/11 "2012-08-18T17:32:15Z")
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! I was half-expecting to open this thread and see that every response was “D’oh!” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/12 "2012-08-18T17:34:15Z")
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/13 "2012-08-18T18:12:13Z")
Out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less? ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/14 "2012-08-18T18:15:44Z")
Well gentlemen, you’ve both worked very hard, and in a way, you’re both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/15 "2012-08-18T18:23:54Z")
Moe, I’ve come here to make amends for my disgraceful behaviour over the last twenty years. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/16 "2012-08-18T18:33:14Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > I have been watching this thread since it was created…5000 years ago…by GOD!! God, Schmod. I want my monkey-man! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/17 "2012-08-18T18:46:57Z")
How many monkey butlers will there be? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/18 "2012-08-18T18:51:31Z")
I am the god Ganesh! This wedding angers me! It will break up or all will die! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/19 "2012-08-18T19:31:39Z")
Awww, $20, but I wanted a peanut! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/20 "2012-08-18T19:51:30Z")
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