# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/201 "2012-09-08T14:09:29Z")
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/202 "2012-09-09T22:16:24Z")
“Hello is Mike there? Yeah, Mike. His last name’s Rotch.” “Hey, has anyone seen MikeRotch?Has anyone seen MikeRotch???” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/203 "2012-09-10T07:08:06Z")
Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/204 "2012-09-11T00:16:03Z")
“Hello, is Homer there? Homer, yeah, Homer. His last name’s Seshwal.” “Hey is one of you Homer Seshwal? Come one, one of you has to be Homer Seshwal!” ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/205 "2012-09-11T00:29:48Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > “Hello, is Homer there? Homer, yeah, Homer. His last name’s Seshwal.” > “Hey is one of you Homer Seshwal? Come one, one of you has to be Homer Seshwal!” Episode? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/206 "2012-09-11T08:06:35Z")
^ Of course I can’t remember. 😃 Here’s one more: “Hello is Freeley there? Yeah, Freeley. His first initials are ‘I.P.’” “Hey listen, ‘I.P. Freeley!’ I said, ‘I.P. Freeley!’” ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/207 "2012-09-11T13:28:22Z")
> [@orcenio](#): > > Episode? 😕 I think it was the one where Principal Skinner was dating one of Marge’s sisters. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/208 "2012-09-11T17:02:28Z")
> [@Ponch8](#): > > I think it was the one where Principal Skinner was dating one of Marge’s sisters. I thought Bart simply said his last name was Sexual, not Seshwal ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/209 "2012-09-12T17:38:08Z")
I’m Idaho! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/210 "2012-09-12T20:05:09Z")
Why, I had no idea. You see, I’ve spent the last ten years living on Mars, in a cave, with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/211 "2012-09-12T20:45:13Z")
I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/212 "2012-09-13T01:36:20Z")
Thank you, come again. Smithers, release the hounds. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/213 "2012-09-13T02:12:12Z")
I misplaced my pants. Who shot who in the what now? Mose Tatupu. Mose Tatupu! ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/214 "2012-09-13T03:08:15Z")
“Good night, my Patty-cake.” “Good night, sweet principal.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/215 "2012-09-13T13:34:34Z")
Look everybody! I can do this because I’m Homer Simp \ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/216 "2012-09-13T14:32:15Z")
why don’t you invent yourself some underpants! ---
**Author:** ![Runestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/217 "2012-09-13T15:26:44Z")
Stan Lee never left. I’m starting to suspect that his mind is no longer in mint condition. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/218 "2012-09-13T15:55:23Z")
No banging your head on the display cabinet, please. It contains a rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/219 "2012-09-13T18:18:17Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Look everybody! I can do this because I’m Homer Simp \ Look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/220 "2012-09-13T19:24:14Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. (Hijack) I once lived in an apartment complex that was located between a bowling alley and another bowling alley. It was great having a choice of bowling alleys to walk to. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=12)