# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/262 "2012-10-02T20:10:56Z")
Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/263 "2012-10-03T00:44:57Z")
“Homer, I’m afraid you’ll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.” “Say it in English, Doc!” “You’re going to need open heart surgery.” “Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo!” “We’re going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.” “Could you dumb it down a shade?” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/264 "2012-10-03T00:47:43Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seattle! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/265 "2012-10-03T09:56:35Z")
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/266 "2012-10-03T13:39:03Z")
I’ll be dead in the cold cold ground before I recognize the state of Missouri! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/267 "2012-10-03T13:41:50Z")
I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/268 "2012-10-03T20:23:30Z")
Ooo, floor pie! ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/269 "2012-10-03T21:05:55Z")
Cupcakes, cupcakes… Yes, sweet cakes for all! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/270 "2012-10-04T03:26:30Z")
I think Bart’s stupid again, Mom. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/271 "2012-10-04T12:56:51Z")
OK, we’ll put the tired over here, the poor over there, and the huddled masses yearning to breathe free over there. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/272 "2012-10-04T14:29:08Z")
Attempted murder, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/273 "2012-10-04T15:44:29Z")
Do you kids want to be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/274 "2012-10-04T15:48:53Z")
Look, it’s either me or them. You’re gettin’ fucked one way or the other. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/275 "2012-10-05T10:51:16Z")
That’s not America…that’s not even Mexico! > [@echo7tango](#): > > Look, it’s either me or them. You’re gettin’ fucked one way or the other. Umm, wrong thread? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/276 "2012-10-05T13:28:24Z")
Oh yeah, oops, sorry about that. I don’t think even Bart ever said that. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/277 "2012-10-05T13:29:26Z")
Back to the game: And I think it’s ironic that for once Dad’s butt actually prevented the release of toxic ga— ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/278 "2012-10-05T13:29:47Z")
We’re gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/279 "2012-10-05T13:32:47Z")
Grandpa, did you sit on the apple pie? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/280 "2012-10-05T18:44:55Z")
This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awful mess down there… ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/281 "2012-10-05T20:01:39Z")
**Barney** (standing up): My name is Barney, and I’m an alcoholic. **Lisa** : Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scouts meeting! **Barney** : Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=15)