# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/282 "2012-10-05T20:17:24Z")
That’s right…I did the iggy! ---
**Author:** ![HoboStew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@HoboStew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoboStew)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/283 "2012-10-05T20:49:33Z")
Mr. Simpson you are suffering from PSI. Poor Self Esteem. Wait a minute, that’s not “i”. EVERY SIGN IS WRONG! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/284 "2012-10-06T05:18:45Z")
A test score of 400 would require a donation of new football uniforms, 300, a new dormitory. In your son’s case, we would require an international airport. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/285 "2012-10-14T04:54:08Z")
The Monkees weren’t about music, Marge. They were about rebellion! And political and social upheaval! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/286 "2012-10-14T08:31:23Z")
Come see the battle to determine what the greatest nation on this planet is: Portugal or Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/287 "2012-10-14T14:40:24Z")
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/288 "2012-10-14T20:03:05Z")
Ahhh! Free and easy, Lis’! There’s nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/289 "2012-10-15T15:53:53Z")
Damn it, Smithers, this isn’t rocket science; it’s brain surgery! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/290 "2012-10-15T17:36:54Z")
By the way, I’m aware of the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it so don’t bother pointing that out. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/291 "2012-10-15T19:50:22Z")
Marge, I’m not going to lie to you. :: stares at her :: ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/292 "2012-10-15T19:54:02Z")
Thaaaat’s borrrr-ing. You’re boring everybody. Quit boring everyone! ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/293 "2012-10-15T20:31:16Z")
Not a quarter – he’ll be dancing for hours! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/294 "2012-10-16T14:23:01Z")
One of my favorite _Simpsons_ sight gags: Bart is the young Mozart, and we see the outside of the Vienna Opera House, with two grand doors. One is labeled FOPS and the other, DANDIES. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/295 "2012-10-18T01:27:53Z")
Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder is full. Full of urine! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/296 "2012-10-18T05:14:27Z")
Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/297 "2012-10-18T06:23:51Z")
What? Bullfrogs?! That’s an odd name, I’d have called them chazwazzers! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/298 "2012-10-18T13:29:42Z")
No jury in the world is going to convict a baby. Well, maybe Texas. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/299 "2012-10-18T14:34:48Z")
Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do. Have a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/300 "2012-10-20T19:59:21Z")
Hi, you’ve reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/301 "2012-10-21T02:07:52Z")
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