# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/322 "2012-10-25T17:25:47Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > That’s right – it’s actually a peninsula. Sorry, I have to nitpick because its one of my favorite lines Lisa: “He said it was just a name!” Man: “What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.” ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/323 "2012-10-25T17:37:01Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Lisa: “He said it was just a name!” > Man: “What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.” Similarly from one of the Halloween episodes with the “King Kong” parody: **Sailor Carl** : I hear we’re going to Ape Island. **Sailor Lenny** : Yeah, to capture a giant ape. (sighs) I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. **Sailor #3** : Candy Apple Island! What’ve they got there? **Sailor Carl** : Apes. But they’re not so big. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/324 "2012-10-26T02:50:31Z")
Revenge? Of course! But why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/325 "2012-10-26T05:45:01Z")
Honey, I’d love to reassure you, but right now Mommy needs a tetanus shot. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/326 "2012-10-26T19:03:21Z")
Hurry up! We’ve got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to visit. Frigid Falls, Mt. Seldom, Lake Flaccid… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/327 "2012-10-27T04:49:52Z")
Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/328 "2012-11-02T06:27:42Z")
Well, if it isn’t my old friend Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/329 "2012-11-02T13:14:00Z")
Quoth the Raven: What a shine! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/330 "2012-11-02T14:23:28Z")
Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep…in a giant blender. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/331 "2012-11-02T17:16:21Z")
How can Ace be one AND eleven? What kind of God would allow that? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/332 "2012-11-02T17:23:21Z")
Ah, Ziggy. Will you ever win? ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/333 "2012-11-02T20:29:35Z")
Heh heh heh. That crazy Marmaduke. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/334 "2012-11-02T22:00:17Z")
Ah, Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/335 "2012-11-03T05:50:00Z")
Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/336 "2012-11-03T21:41:14Z")
Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector…and meltdowns have tripled! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/337 "2012-11-03T23:13:01Z")
“Botch”. What is that, the word of the day? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/338 "2012-11-04T00:48:26Z")
Hey chief, let’s talk, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/339 "2012-11-05T04:49:49Z")
Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/340 "2012-11-05T13:07:01Z")
> [@Ponch8](#): > > Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector…and meltdowns have tripled! “Accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month. And our output level is just as high as during Simpson’s last vacation!” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/341 "2012-11-05T13:12:27Z")
Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=18)