# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/342 "2012-11-05T21:55:18Z")
Shut up, Becky! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/343 "2012-11-05T22:29:59Z")
Aah. You have very lucky dishes. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/344 "2012-11-06T00:30:09Z")
The frogurt is also cursed. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/345 "2012-11-06T10:46:32Z")
Hey, there’s a balloon machine in our bathroom! ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/346 "2012-11-06T21:48:45Z")
Oh come on, Edna! We both know these kids have no future! … Prove me wrong, kids! Prove me wrong! * * * Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks. Besides, you didn’t notice the old gym mats! * * * Well, the kids have to learn about “Tek War” sooner or later. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/347 "2012-11-07T01:42:44Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > The frogurt is also cursed. :: long pause :: Can I go now? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/348 "2012-11-08T04:42:13Z")
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/349 "2012-11-08T18:29:12Z")
That’s Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/350 "2012-11-08T20:55:16Z")
I’ve created Lutherans! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/351 "2012-11-08T21:02:33Z")
Unshrink you?! Well, that would require some sort of a re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous, it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, hmm-hey—ahh, but not at you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness and vengeance and the blood reign and the hey, hey, hey, it hurts me. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/352 "2012-11-08T22:42:03Z")
I don’t see why. It’s a perfectly cromulent word. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/353 "2012-11-09T03:15:16Z")
Lisa, so you won’t be scared, I’ll show you some of the tools I’ll be using. This is the scraper, this is the poker, and this happy little fellow is called the gouger. Now the first thing I’ll be doing is chiseling some teeth out of your jawbone. Hold still while I gas you. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/354 "2012-11-09T05:16:12Z")
Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! Dental plan Lisa needs braces! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/355 "2012-11-09T05:22:36Z")
Now, look, boy. If your da goes ga-ga, you just use that…shin of yours to call me, and I’ll come a-runnin’. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/356 "2012-11-09T14:42:55Z")
I’m seeing double. Four Krustys! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/357 "2012-11-09T16:44:31Z")
What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/358 "2012-11-09T19:35:21Z")
When Bart’s done, can we Moe to the Moe-vies? There’s a Moe-tinee. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/359 "2012-11-09T21:20:04Z")
God Welcomes His Victims. ---
**Author:** ![destineal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@destineal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/destineal)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/360 "2012-11-17T20:22:18Z")
Mmm…Sacrilicious. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/361 "2012-11-17T20:24:12Z")
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