# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/21 "2012-08-18T21:08:15Z")
I bent my Wookiee. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/22 "2012-08-18T21:12:08Z")
My weiner has a first name, and it’s H. O. M. E. R… ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/23 "2012-08-18T21:20:03Z")
My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I didna come forward because in this country, it makes ya look like a pervert… But EVERY SINGLE Scottish person does it! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/24 "2012-08-18T21:28:23Z")
I did not come to this country illegally to see it mocked! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/25 "2012-08-18T21:36:07Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > I did not come to this country illegally to see it mocked! Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/26 "2012-08-19T00:20:38Z")
Sweet, nourishing gruel! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/27 "2012-08-19T01:00:32Z")
Simpson, Homer Simpson He’s the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield He’s about to hit a chestnut tree… ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/28 "2012-08-19T01:04:47Z")
It was the best of times, it was the blerst of times… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/29 "2012-08-19T01:07:45Z")
I’m the first non Brazilian to travel through time! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/30 "2012-08-19T01:56:27Z")
Hey Fatty, I’ve got a movie for ya - a fridge too far! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/31 "2012-08-19T02:31:29Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! > > I was half-expecting to open this thread and see that every response was “D’oh!” D’oh! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/32 "2012-08-19T03:02:14Z")
I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/33 "2012-08-19T03:23:23Z")
I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/34 "2012-08-19T03:33:40Z")
Don’t fill up on those vegetables, kids. Save room for nachos! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/35 "2012-08-19T06:14:50Z")
Mmmm…forbidden donut… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/36 "2012-08-19T19:44:29Z")
Simpson, eh, new man? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/37 "2012-08-19T19:52:15Z")
Another chair moistener from sector 7-G. ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/38 "2012-08-19T21:31:06Z")
Pure hilarity! No, pure Homer! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/39 "2012-08-19T21:58:19Z")
Release the hounds! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/40 "2012-08-19T22:04:30Z")
I, for one, welcome our new insectsup[/sup] overlords. (\*)Had to look up the original quote, it’s been so long since I’ve heard it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=3)