# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/442 "2012-12-05T23:58:36Z")
> [@echo7tango](#): > > Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/443 "2012-12-06T01:10:31Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs They warned me Satan would be attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/444 "2012-12-06T01:45:35Z")
Hmm. I wonder if I can canonize a child…? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/445 "2012-12-06T19:49:00Z")
Hello…Smithers…you…are…quite good…at…turning…me on… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/446 "2012-12-06T20:09:45Z")
Stupid sexy Flanders. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/447 "2012-12-11T09:20:23Z")
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, _ **’The Bus That couldn’t Slow Down.** _’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/448 "2012-12-11T16:23:39Z")
“Hmmm… Fabulous house… well-behaved kids… sisters-in-law dead… luxury sedan… woohoo! I hit the jackpot!” ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/449 "2012-12-11T17:26:29Z")
“TV! – Teacher! Mother! _…secret lover…_” ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/450 "2012-12-15T03:58:22Z")
Don’t kill me! I have a wife and children…kill them! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/451 "2013-01-10T21:01:44Z")
Ach! Back t’ the loch with _you_, Nessie! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/452 "2013-01-10T21:05:33Z")
If there’s one day a year we ought to give single mothers a pass, it’s Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/453 "2013-01-11T16:07:35Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Hmmm… Fabulous house… well-behaved kids… sisters-in-law dead… luxury sedan… woohoo! I hit the jackpot!” “What’s a donut?” ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/454 "2013-01-11T16:27:50Z")
Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/455 "2013-01-11T22:03:28Z")
My retirement grease! ---
**Author:** ![destineal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@destineal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/destineal)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/456 "2013-01-12T00:38:36Z")
Mmm…hog fat. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/457 "2013-01-12T00:50:32Z")
Mmmmm. Terrible. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/458 "2013-01-13T01:15:58Z")
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/459 "2013-01-15T21:27:06Z")
I have captured the signal and I am presently triangulating the vectors and compressing the data down in order to express it as a function of my hand. They’re over there. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/460 "2013-01-16T00:37:00Z")
Let this be a lesson to you, kids never learn! ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/461 "2013-01-16T04:17:29Z")
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