# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/562 "2014-07-20T01:25:53Z")
Oh Homer, that’s just an urban legend. People don’t do that type of thing with fish. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/563 "2014-07-20T16:21:38Z")
That’s your solution to everything: to move under the sea! It’s not gonna happen! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/564 "2014-07-20T17:55:26Z")
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? May I see it? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/565 "2014-07-21T05:42:40Z")
Don’t look where I’m pointing! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/566 "2014-07-21T07:00:11Z")
I know a web site that shows monkeys doing it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/567 "2014-07-21T16:32:32Z")
“Pray for Mojo!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/568 "2014-07-21T16:56:39Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > “PRAY FOR MOJO” Added the appropriate font. 🙂 BIP: I think I’m gonna call him Stampy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/569 "2014-07-21T23:43:44Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Added the appropriate font. 🙂 Well, it definitely spiffs up the joint. Thnx. BIP: I hear that guy’s ass has it’s own congressman! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/570 "2014-07-22T00:44:08Z")
Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/571 "2014-07-22T00:56:06Z")
Mr. Speaker, I’m all for the bill, but shouldn’t we tack on - a pay raise for ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/572 "2014-07-22T03:42:03Z")
Bear patrol tax? This is an outrage! It’s the biggest tax increase in history! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/573 "2014-07-22T23:09:36Z")
Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/574 "2014-07-22T23:19:57Z")
Play some ominous music, so that our trip to the body dumpery might be more cinematic. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/575 "2014-07-22T23:37:35Z")
“Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a Spider-pig does.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/576 "2014-07-22T23:39:31Z")
Tonight’s all about: _“Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows…”_ Oh, sorry Marge. Wrong tape: _“Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games…”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/577 "2014-07-23T02:02:52Z")
I was elected to lead, not to read. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/578 "2014-07-23T03:12:56Z")
One for Martin, two for Martin. Would you like another recount? Well, I just want to make sure. One for Martin, two for Martin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/579 "2014-07-23T04:39:47Z")
Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/580 "2014-07-23T11:19:18Z")
_“Come to the light, boy. Come into the light. Come on now. There’s a good boy! Come on, come on…”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/581 "2014-07-23T13:50:08Z")
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