# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/41 "2012-08-20T03:53:54Z")
Eat around the banana, dad. It’s just empty vitamins! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/42 "2012-08-20T11:08:25Z")
Mine tasted like strawberries. Mmm, ovulicious. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/43 "2012-08-20T12:48:10Z")
Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/44 "2012-08-20T13:08:18Z")
He did it because he’s stupid. That’s the only reason anybody does anything! ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/45 "2012-08-20T13:29:28Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > He did it because he’s stupid. That’s the only reason anybody does anything! Quiet, you! ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/46 "2012-08-20T13:49:51Z")
Now let’s forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/47 "2012-08-20T13:50:12Z")
That’s of the carbon blobs from sector 7G. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/48 "2012-08-20T16:19:07Z")
Smithers, who is that lollygagger? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/49 "2012-08-20T16:30:19Z")
One of your organ doners from Sector 7G. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/50 "2012-08-20T16:59:19Z")
You can use statistics to prove anything. 41% of people know that. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/51 "2012-08-20T17:01:26Z")
Remember, kids: Trying is the first step toward failure. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/52 "2012-08-20T17:21:10Z")
Hey kids: always recycle… **TO THE EXTREME!!!** ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/53 "2012-08-20T17:36:46Z")
\Oh yeah!\ ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/54 "2012-08-20T18:02:46Z")
Oh yeah? Come 'ere a minute! ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/55 "2012-08-20T18:40:22Z")
Please do not offer my god a peanut! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/56 "2012-08-20T19:01:27Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Remember, kids: Trying is the first step toward failure. Ah, the parenting wisdom of Homer Simpson. “Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.” “Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t quit! You go in there every single day, and do it really half-assed. That’s the _American_ Way!” “STEALING?! How could you? Haven’t you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What’s-his-name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to see all those _Police Academy_ movies, for FUN? Well, I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you? …Except at that guy who made sound effects.” On which topic, Nelson Muntz also contributed: “Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.” (I guess he’d know both ways) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/57 "2012-08-20T20:01:23Z")
I didn’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/58 "2012-08-20T20:06:25Z")
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/59 "2012-08-20T22:52:04Z")
It’s almost hypnotic. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/60 "2012-08-20T23:21:55Z")
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