# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/602 "2014-07-28T04:42:00Z")
Where’s my burrito? Where’s my burrito? Where’s my burrito? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/603 "2014-07-28T18:56:42Z")
Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/604 "2014-07-28T22:58:15Z")
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Oh, thanks a lot, Carl, now I’ve lost my train of thought. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/605 "2014-07-29T14:37:17Z")
The mirror! THE MIRROR! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/606 "2014-07-29T20:53:25Z")
Whoops, sorry son. I didn’t know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/607 "2014-07-29T23:00:20Z")
Is this clown bothering you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/608 "2014-07-29T23:38:27Z")
Get back in! It’s only funny with a small car. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/609 "2014-07-30T00:21:16Z")
You know, for a clown, you’re not really a lot of fun. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/610 "2014-07-30T10:57:20Z")
Couldn’t Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they would both have pie! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/611 "2014-07-30T15:34:31Z")
You know you’re not supposed to go in there, Ralphie. What is your _fascination_ with my forbidden closet of mystery? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/612 "2014-07-30T16:00:39Z")
That’s where I’m a Viking! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/613 "2014-07-30T17:57:17Z")
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/614 "2014-07-30T18:15:43Z")
I’m a gulch! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/615 "2014-07-31T01:43:42Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who’s brave and bold! When he’s not in class, he’s risking his ass: the world’s greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/616 "2014-08-01T00:01:09Z")
You need to know these three things. One, broken bones heal. Two, chicks dig scars. Three, America has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/617 "2014-08-01T00:03:40Z")
Hi Doctor Nick! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/618 "2014-08-01T01:51:20Z")
Oh no, blood! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/619 "2014-08-01T17:07:05Z")
The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/620 "2014-08-01T18:01:03Z")
Money can be exchanged for goods and services. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/621 "2014-08-02T01:17:02Z")
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