# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/622 "2014-08-02T03:42:11Z")
Well sure, buddy, I’d be happy to help out. What can I do-diddily-doodily-diddly-hobbily-hibbily-gobbily-gobbily-gobble-gabba-gabba-hey? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/623 "2014-08-02T21:30:29Z")
Aw, hell-diddly-ding-dong crap! Can’t you morons do anything right?! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/624 "2014-08-02T22:16:32Z")
_¡Ay, ay, ay – Señor Ding-Dong!_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/625 "2014-08-03T00:02:47Z")
“Ay, ay, ay! No es bueno!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/626 "2014-08-03T15:10:53Z")
That is a rare photo of Sean Connery, signed by Roger Moore; it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/627 "2014-08-03T16:30:17Z")
“Is it okay to come out now, Mr. Gay Man sir?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/628 "2014-08-04T02:50:07Z")
You know you’re not supposed to go in there. What is your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/629 "2014-08-05T00:58:24Z")
Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/630 "2014-08-05T15:21:28Z")
The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph. These scissors couldn’t cut butter. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/631 "2014-08-05T15:27:01Z")
Now put paste on your paper. Ralph, are you eating your paste? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/632 "2014-08-05T20:17:29Z")
No, you regained consciousness. Alison got first chair – and believe me, THIS IS NOT A DREAM!!! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/633 "2014-08-05T22:56:07Z")
Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word “tromboner”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/634 "2014-08-06T02:40:46Z")
Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/635 "2014-08-06T02:48:31Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word “tromboner”? Hint: #542 😉 BIP: Now, let’s forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/636 "2014-08-06T13:48:38Z")
Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/637 "2014-08-06T16:57:24Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Hint: #542 😉 (From the guy who won’t go back one page to check on movie titles. 😉 ) BIP: “Oh but, Moe, the dank! The dank!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/638 "2014-08-06T17:34:48Z")
Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I’ll die a snake handler. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/639 "2014-08-06T18:46:02Z")
“Spinoff!” Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/640 "2014-08-07T13:48:27Z")
Don’t have a cow, man. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/641 "2014-08-07T14:30:33Z")
Of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=33)