# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/722 "2014-08-30T17:40:46Z")
You could see our house in that photo! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/723 "2014-08-31T00:34:36Z")
You don’t need to cover up for me. I’m merely a pile of circuits and microchips. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/724 "2014-08-31T22:19:15Z")
All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now, let’s move on to the real issue: Lisa’s hogging of the maple syrup! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/725 "2014-09-01T00:53:59Z")
My daddy’s gun tastes like pennies. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/726 "2014-09-02T12:53:24Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > My daddy’s gun tastes like pennies. OOC: You don’t even want to know how I misread that… In play: Sarah, it’s ten dollars a pill! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/727 "2014-09-04T00:04:13Z")
Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/728 "2014-09-04T02:15:46Z")
All I know is my testicles won’t fit in my underwear. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/729 "2014-09-06T02:14:39Z")
Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds, and, uh, I’m a little behind. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/730 "2014-09-06T04:05:22Z")
Why, if it isn’t my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/731 "2014-09-06T04:53:35Z")
Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/732 "2014-09-07T04:16:41Z")
I said: “Make way for Willie,” you bloated gasbag. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/733 "2014-09-07T04:33:38Z")
Oh, come on, Edna. We both know these children have no future! _[after a horrified silence]_ Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/734 "2014-09-09T23:16:02Z")
Mrs. Krabappel, are you trying to seduce me? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/735 "2014-09-10T02:11:28Z")
No, Maggie. Not Aztec, Olmec. _Ol-mec._ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/736 "2014-09-13T00:26:12Z")
This is indeed a disturbing universe. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/737 "2014-09-13T02:43:46Z")
Raise your left hock. Aerate! Raise your right hock. Aerate! Come on, people. I want to see more Theodore Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/738 "2014-09-13T03:39:57Z")
Smithers, you infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam the second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doo-dad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/739 "2014-09-13T19:25:06Z")
But sir, every plant and tree will die! Owls will deafen us with incessant hooting! The town’s sundial will be useless! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/740 "2014-09-14T03:20:00Z")
After all these years, things are finally starting to go my way. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/741 "2014-09-14T20:30:26Z")
Oh, Diablo Canyon #2 – why can’t you be more like Diablo Canyon #1? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=38)