# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/762 "2014-10-01T20:07:22Z")
AAAAAAGH!! They’re out of hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! AAAAGH!! GERMAN POTATO SALAD! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/763 "2014-10-03T03:40:36Z")
Alright, three-eyed fish! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/764 "2014-10-03T11:29:03Z")
“Scottish…deer…hound.” Hey, this is a dog! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/765 "2014-10-03T16:02:17Z")
Eat my shorts. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/766 "2014-10-04T01:00:45Z")
He was a zombie? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/767 "2014-10-10T04:25:07Z")
Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/768 "2014-10-10T09:34:24Z")
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they’ll have finished the greatest novel known to man. All right, let’s see: “It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?” You stupid monkey! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/769 "2014-10-11T03:48:43Z")
“Pray…for…Mojo.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/770 "2014-10-11T16:25:15Z")
We’re now approaching our final destination: Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. Uh, possibLY go wrong. Heh. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/771 "2014-10-13T04:19:11Z")
Bite me, Skinner. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/772 "2014-10-13T18:17:00Z")
I’m a level five vegan – I won’t eat anything that casts a shadow. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/773 "2014-10-16T01:57:41Z")
When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/774 "2014-10-19T02:34:49Z")
I’m a gulch! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/775 "2014-10-19T03:01:37Z")
That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/776 "2014-10-19T03:25:17Z")
That’s HOBgoblin! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/777 "2014-10-19T14:36:21Z")
The Internet? Is that thing still around? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/778 "2014-10-19T14:45:32Z")
Bill Gates: Oh, I didn’t get rich by writing a lot of checks! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/779 "2014-10-20T02:48:49Z")
By the way, are you acquainted with our state’s stringent usury laws? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/780 "2014-10-20T03:54:22Z")
Look, Smithers! Some foolish individual has left thousands and thousands of dollars on this table! Let’s step outside and, hopefully, when we return, the money will be gone… Look, Smithers, the money and a very stupid man are still here! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/781 "2014-10-20T05:20:27Z")
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