# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/782 "2014-10-20T14:14:31Z")
Beware, rabbits. I spy with my transplanted eyes. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/783 "2014-10-20T17:42:45Z")
Of course he’s a spy. You just saw him go through spy school! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/784 "2014-10-21T01:08:46Z")
Look Who’s Oinking! Look Who’s Oinking! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/785 "2014-10-22T03:04:24Z")
One whole rib and still standing? Well, aren’t you the plucky one, sir. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/786 "2014-10-22T03:21:21Z")
Spider-pig, Spider-pig! Does whatever a spider-pig does. Can he swing from a thread? No he can’t, he’s a pig. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/787 "2014-10-22T17:12:22Z")
Oh Homer, that’s just an urban legend. People don’t do that kind of thing with fish! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/788 "2014-10-26T03:55:25Z")
Would you please explain the theory for this three-eyed fish? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/789 "2014-10-26T19:48:46Z")
Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… LOVE??? Who’s been screwing with this thing? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/790 "2014-10-27T02:53:53Z")
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the… person…oh boy… that monkey is gonna pay. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/791 "2014-10-27T03:53:09Z")
I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot. And now, it’s time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/792 "2014-10-28T01:06:19Z")
Have the Rolling Stones killed! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/793 "2014-10-28T22:07:17Z")
Well, I guess I learned my lesson. The thing is, I lost creative control of the project. And I forgot to ask for any money. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/794 "2014-10-28T22:22:55Z")
I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, duck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart jerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/795 "2014-10-28T23:42:46Z")
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/796 "2014-11-07T00:45:58Z")
Hello? Hello, taste? Where are you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/797 "2014-11-07T00:56:45Z")
Mmm, sacrilicious. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/798 "2014-11-07T03:24:20Z")
Oh, you Americans with your ‘‘due process’’ and ''fair trials"; this is always so much easier in Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/799 "2014-11-07T18:35:35Z")
Ay, un gato malodoro. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/800 "2014-11-07T19:12:49Z")
¡Ay, Dios no me ama! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/801 "2014-11-09T00:55:26Z")
Ay, ay, ay! Es Homer Simpson. Me ha molestado! Oh! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=41)