# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/802 "2014-11-09T01:31:53Z")
Ay, donde esta mi tequila? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/803 "2014-11-09T02:05:00Z")
Dos huevos por favor–ay, que lastima. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/804 "2014-11-09T04:23:13Z")
You may find his accent peculiar. Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd, perhaps even offensive. But I urge you all to give little Adil the benefit of the doubt. In this way, and only this way, can we hope to better understand our backward neighbors throughout the world. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/805 "2014-11-09T16:39:50Z")
Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/806 "2014-11-10T03:30:05Z")
Hey, according to the charter, as chief constable I’m supposed to get a pig every month! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/807 "2014-11-12T00:37:37Z")
Oh, why did I teach him that word? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/808 "2014-11-12T15:00:14Z")
Young lady, that’s the most intelligent question I’ve ever been asked. Oh, I could give you an answer. But the only ones who’d understand it would be you and me – and that includes your teacher. Next question! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/809 "2014-11-12T16:41:41Z")
Increase my killing power, eh? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/810 "2014-11-13T04:17:38Z")
I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/811 "2014-11-16T04:04:57Z")
A fire drill does not demand a fire. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/812 "2014-11-16T05:35:26Z")
Hey, this emergency exit is painted on! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/813 "2014-11-16T21:12:22Z")
Stay calm, remember your training… “Dear Homer - IOU one emergency donut - Signed, Homer.” Damn it, he’s always one step ahead! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/814 "2014-11-17T01:16:37Z")
Where’s my burrito? Where’s my burrito? Where’s my burrito? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/815 "2014-11-18T17:51:13Z")
It’s like someone ironed out all the wrinkles in my brain. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/816 "2014-11-18T18:25:27Z")
Well if I could gouge out somebody else’s eyes and shove them into my my sockets I would; but to me, she’s beautiful! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/817 "2014-11-19T00:29:05Z")
Ach, I’m bad at this. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/818 "2014-11-20T17:42:38Z")
Oh, good! The curtains are on fire! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/819 "2014-11-20T23:54:43Z")
You just bought another load of crap from the world’s fattest fertilizer sales man! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/820 "2014-11-21T01:05:27Z")
Hello there, Miss Doesn’t-Find-Me-Sexually-Attractive-Anymore. I just tripled my productivity! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/821 "2014-11-25T17:55:10Z")
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