# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/882 "2015-01-04T01:12:12Z")
Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/883 "2015-01-07T19:50:04Z")
Hmmm, that’s odd, usually the blood gets off at the second floor. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/884 "2015-01-07T21:58:50Z")
I wouldn’t take it down if I were you. It’s a load-bearing poster. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/885 "2015-01-11T14:57:43Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I’m not gonna lie to you, Marge. > > :: stares at her :: Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/886 "2015-01-11T16:13:00Z")
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/887 "2015-01-12T01:23:57Z")
Remember, kids: Trying is the first step toward failure. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/888 "2015-01-12T02:00:02Z")
Sometimes the only way for a person to feel good about himself is to make someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/889 "2015-01-12T18:49:10Z")
Truly, yours is a butt that won’t quit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/890 "2015-01-13T00:33:39Z")
What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/891 "2015-01-13T00:40:41Z")
_Money fight!_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/892 "2015-01-13T02:05:56Z")
I am so smart! S-M-R-T… I mean S-M-A-R-T! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/893 "2015-01-14T23:08:59Z")
Mine bratwurst has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z. Mine bratwurst has a second name, it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/894 "2015-01-15T15:27:08Z")
Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/895 "2015-01-15T21:18:47Z")
Mmmm, chocolate…_d’oh!_ Mmmm, chocolate…_d’oh!_ Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/896 "2015-01-15T22:22:24Z")
We understand Homer, after all we are from the land of chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/897 "2015-01-16T07:17:05Z")
I am not a number, I am a man! And don’t you… oh wait, I’m Number Five. Haha! In your face, Number Six! ---
**Author:** ![CalBak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@CalBak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalBak)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/898 "2015-01-16T18:10:35Z")
I am the lizard queen! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/899 "2015-01-16T23:53:18Z")
Oh, I’m not a doctor! ---
**Author:** ![CalBak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@CalBak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalBak)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/900 "2015-01-17T02:37:26Z")
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [do do do do] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [do do do do] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [do do do do] oh Dr. Zaius. Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Can I play the piano anymore? Of Course you can. Well I couldn’t before. (To the tune of Rock me Amadeus by Falco) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/901 "2015-01-17T02:45:32Z")
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