# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/942 "2015-02-04T01:58:02Z")
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to appear on a tortilla in Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/943 "2015-02-04T02:12:47Z")
You’re not the boss of me! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/944 "2015-02-04T14:53:43Z")
I am not a number, I am a man! And don’t you even… oh wait, I’m Number Five. Haha! In your face, Number Six! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/945 "2015-02-05T00:47:36Z")
Go! Go! Go! We’re number one! - Give me a “P”! - “P”! Go! Go! Go! “P”! “P”! “P”! ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/946 "2015-02-05T16:02:06Z")
This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie _The Neverending Story_. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/947 "2015-02-06T00:34:48Z")
We have roots here, Homer. We have friends and family and library cards… Bart’s lawyer is here. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/948 "2015-02-06T14:58:51Z")
Let’s see… football, football… “Homoeroticism in…” “Oddball Canadian rules…” “Phyllis George in…” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/949 "2015-02-07T16:53:51Z")
The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/950 "2015-02-08T00:16:39Z")
And I say, that England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/951 "2015-02-08T12:28:46Z")
I still like him better than Steinbrenner. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/952 "2015-02-08T22:13:13Z")
Some may say that I have been given a bad break in life; little education, bald as a cue ball, ten years on the same job for the same salary. But today, as I leave for Capital City, I consider myself the luckiest mascot on the face of the Earth. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/953 "2015-02-08T23:37:30Z")
Yeah, but look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/954 "2015-02-10T00:12:38Z")
Hello, everybody! Did somebody say “A perfect game”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/955 "2015-02-11T01:47:16Z")
In America, first you get the sugar… then you get the power… then you get the women! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/956 "2015-02-13T01:26:40Z")
Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked… Marge. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/957 "2015-02-13T04:04:29Z")
This is just your memory. I can’t give you any new information. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/958 "2015-03-03T23:15:58Z")
She’s not the boss of me. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/959 "2015-03-03T23:44:49Z")
Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/960 "2015-03-04T01:10:34Z")
That’s HOBgoblin! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/961 "2015-03-04T22:24:49Z")
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