# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/81 "2012-08-22T16:14:54Z")
Arr, Call me back, Ishmael. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/82 "2012-08-22T16:19:03Z")
It tastes like burning. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/83 "2012-08-22T18:06:30Z")
My doctor says I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/84 "2012-08-22T18:08:56Z")
Ralph Wiggum has some of the best lines. I bent my wookie. ---
**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/85 "2012-08-22T19:04:31Z")
Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking! ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/86 "2012-08-22T19:08:02Z")
… and when the doctor said I did not have worms anymore, that was the happiest day in my life! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/87 "2012-08-22T19:21:46Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/88 "2012-08-22T19:35:17Z")
I look like cable TV! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/89 "2012-08-23T03:37:39Z")
He’s going to smell like hot dogs! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/90 "2012-08-23T04:03:47Z")
They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/91 "2012-08-23T04:25:55Z")
What’s a “doughnut”? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/92 "2012-08-23T04:31:20Z")
They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/93 "2012-08-23T04:33:07Z")
AUGHHHHH! Mormons! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/94 "2012-08-23T04:39:08Z")
Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong God. Every time we go to church we’re just making Him madder and madder. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/95 "2012-08-23T04:41:01Z")
We have come for the infant! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/96 "2012-08-23T04:44:30Z")
Knock yourself out. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/97 "2012-08-23T04:49:07Z")
In case you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/98 "2012-08-23T04:53:36Z")
Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/99 "2012-08-23T05:01:55Z")
It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/100 "2012-08-23T07:14:28Z")
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