# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/982 "2015-03-26T01:01:56Z")
Oh great, you made me miss Joe Theismann. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/983 "2015-04-03T22:10:52Z")
Hello? Hello, taste? Where are you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/984 "2015-04-04T04:39:32Z")
Hmmm… fabulous house… well-behaved kids… sisters-in-law dead… luxury sedan… woohoo! I hit the jackpot! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/985 "2015-04-05T00:25:40Z")
The whole state is suddenly in the grip of lottery fever, and Springfield is no exception. In fact, every copy of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” has been checked out from the library. The book does not contain hints on winning the lottery – it is a chilling tale of conformity gone mad. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/986 "2015-04-05T01:45:59Z")
All right, backwards boy, back your butt down to detention. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/987 "2015-04-05T05:04:37Z")
Ooo, floor pie! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/988 "2015-04-05T16:04:22Z")
I know I shouldn’t eat thee, but…Mmm, sacrilicious. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/989 "2015-04-06T04:58:12Z")
Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/990 "2015-04-06T14:54:48Z")
I didn’t think it was possible, but this both sucks _and_ blows. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/991 "2015-04-07T00:20:47Z")
Marge, I’ve got two and a half words for you: Gulp N’ Blow. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/992 "2015-04-07T00:51:32Z")
We’re too late, he’s dead. It looks like someone tried to eat him. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/993 "2015-04-08T15:03:24Z")
Oh, this just in…Powersauce is amazing! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/994 "2015-04-08T16:24:36Z")
I don’t need your sycophantic laughter. I have my own on tape. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/995 "2015-04-08T18:57:53Z")
Oh, bless you! Oh, that would be just…ohh, you’re just yanking my chain, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/996 "2015-04-08T19:52:22Z")
We work hard, and we play hard. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/997 "2015-04-08T20:24:33Z")
What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/998 "2015-04-12T01:19:22Z")
Welcome to Loserville. Population: You. And for _Simpsons_ fans who want to mock others with but a single link: [http://www.nelson-haha.com/](http://www.nelson-haha.com/) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/999 "2015-04-12T04:06:35Z")
It’s Fourth Street and “D!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1000 "2015-04-13T00:09:47Z")
Ah, this is the most exciting thing to happen to our fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952; and so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1001 "2015-04-13T03:55:21Z")
It’s just something they made up to scare kids like the boogeyman, or Michael Jackson. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=51)