# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1002 "2015-04-13T16:07:17Z")
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn’t - it’s that girls should stick to girls’ sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing, and such and such. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1003 "2015-04-13T16:43:09Z")
Two wrongs make a right, Lisa. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1004 "2015-04-13T21:08:37Z")
Talking out of turn? That’s a paddlin’. Lookin’ out the window? That’s a paddlin’. Staring at my sandals? That’s a paddlin’. Paddlin’ the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1005 "2015-04-14T01:52:52Z")
Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1006 "2015-04-14T23:41:56Z")
The way people act around here, you’d think the streets were paved with gold. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1007 "2015-04-14T23:50:28Z")
Whoo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1008 "2015-04-15T22:12:45Z")
“I’ve been bustin’ my hump all week for that withered old clam and all I got was fifty cents!” “Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.” “Really?” “Nah.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1009 "2015-04-16T02:47:05Z")
Does anyone have change for a button? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1010 "2015-04-17T19:26:29Z")
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1011 "2015-04-19T17:39:52Z")
Money can be exchanged for goods and services! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1012 "2015-04-20T05:33:20Z")
The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1013 "2015-04-20T18:42:16Z")
Oh, I didn’t get rich by writing a lot of checks. - _Bill Gates_ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1014 "2015-04-22T00:35:06Z")
You spent fifty two hundred dollars on beer? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1015 "2015-04-28T05:49:51Z")
Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1016 "2015-04-28T22:34:37Z")
Sock puppets! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1017 "2015-04-29T01:10:02Z")
Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He’s wearing a belt. That’s Hollywood for ya. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1018 "2015-04-29T01:51:40Z")
Cows don’t look like cows on film. You gotta use horses. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1019 "2015-04-29T15:25:03Z")
Frank the Wonder Horse was in 24 of my pictures. And directed one. And he got the “film by” credit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1020 "2015-04-29T23:35:00Z")
**Jack Bauer:** I’m Jack Bauer. Who the hell are you? **Bart Simpson:** I’m, um, Ahmed Adoudi. **Jack Bauer:** Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoudi. Does somebody know Ahmed Adoudi? **Chloe O’Brian:** Ahmed Adoudi: wealthy Saudi financier, disappeared into Afghanistan in the late '90s. **Jack Bauer:** Really? **Chloe O’Brian:** No, Jack. It’s a joke name. You’re being set up! **Jack Bauer:** Damn it! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1021 "2015-04-30T01:22:07Z")
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