# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1022 "2015-04-30T04:07:49Z")
Hi, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I was doin’ my rounds and uh, I’m a little behind. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1023 "2015-04-30T04:14:50Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Hello, this is Hugh Jass. Hugh Jass? I’m looking for a Hugh Jass? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1024 "2015-04-30T05:05:20Z")
Homer Sexual? Hey, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1025 "2015-04-30T18:15:39Z")
I can understand you and still not sympathize with you. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1026 "2015-05-01T00:23:55Z")
He’s bad, but he’ll die. So I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1027 "2015-05-01T01:46:27Z")
The frogurt is also cursed. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1028 "2015-05-01T03:06:52Z")
That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love. That could mean your family, Homer. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1029 "2015-05-01T03:17:46Z")
**Lisa:** Now that I know, isn’t there any way to change the future? **Gypsy:** No. But try to look surprised. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1030 "2015-05-01T03:25:34Z")
She’s not the boss of me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1031 "2015-05-01T18:10:46Z")
Lisa [to Mr. Burns]: If I did agree to help you, you could only earn money by doing good, socially responsible things. Nothing evil. Mr. Burns: Nothing evil - that’s exactly the kind of radical thinking I need! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2015, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1032 "2015-05-02T04:20:05Z")
I can’t wear pink to work. Everybody wears white. I’m not popular enough to be different! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1033 "2015-07-19T03:29:34Z")
Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they’ll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1034 "2015-07-19T04:29:51Z")
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1035 "2015-07-20T01:39:24Z")
Stop it, you two! This is Thanksgiving – so glue friendly, or I’ll take your glue away and then no one will have any glue to glue with! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1036 "2015-07-26T00:48:15Z")
Viva Skid Row! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1037 "2015-07-26T00:52:51Z")
Simpson, eh? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1038 "2015-07-26T00:54:19Z")
Ooo, sprinkles! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1039 "2015-07-26T02:35:54Z")
Ooo, floor pie! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1WsDtn-feuI/hqdefault.jpg "mmmm, floor pie!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsDtn-feuI) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1040 "2015-07-26T03:50:28Z")
Stupid gravity. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1041 "2015-07-26T15:35:36Z")
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