# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1082 "2015-09-06T00:49:39Z")
I reached step one: She knew I existed. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1083 "2015-09-17T01:30:04Z")
Oh, your playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in…COMMUNICATIONS??? Oh, dear Lord. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1084 "2016-09-26T05:14:28Z")
Hey, you want that once a year empty gesture? You got it, sis. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1085 "2016-09-29T19:04:03Z")
You think you’re cool because you buy a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it. Well guess what, they cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1086 "2016-10-12T02:25:25Z")
“Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I ‘ate the way he’s always barkin’! So, I gave him to the church.” “Ohh, I see. You _hate_ him, so you gave him to the church.” “Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. Ya heard me!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1087 "2016-10-14T20:06:30Z")
Ooo, floor pie! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1088 "2016-10-15T02:49:35Z")
All right! Three-eyed fish! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1089 "2016-10-15T04:23:12Z")
I’m not gonna lie to you, Marge. :: stares at her meaningfully :: ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1090 "2016-10-15T19:11:13Z")
Since we have fifteen minutes until recess, please put your pencils down and stare at the front of the room. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1091 "2016-10-16T00:02:08Z")
Go home, children! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1092 "2016-10-16T04:26:23Z")
Simpson, eh…? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1093 "2016-10-16T18:54:22Z")
Isn’t that cute? He’s planning on joining the horsey set! That is it, isn’t it? You’re not planning to eat it? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1094 "2016-10-22T11:27:26Z")
Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1095 "2016-10-23T22:26:49Z")
Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1096 "2016-10-24T03:17:57Z")
I think I’m gonna call him Stampy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1097 "2016-10-27T22:47:18Z")
I love that. Reminds me of elephants. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1098 "2016-10-28T00:37:33Z")
Oh, Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone. And there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1099 "2016-10-31T10:33:03Z")
We show girls love on Valentine’s Day, and they let us blow things up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1100 "2016-11-03T17:14:56Z")
I saw a grackle! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1101 "2016-11-04T02:25:00Z")
I’m sorry, but all the animals have already been reserved for celebrities. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=56)