# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1102 "2016-12-19T03:08:22Z")
Pfft! All the best bands are affiliated with Satan. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1103 "2016-12-19T09:01:21Z")
Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers: if I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1104 "2016-12-19T17:40:41Z")
I’m here to win back Brandine. She’s been making eyes at the photographer that done come to document our squalor. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1105 "2016-12-19T19:45:15Z")
Ach!! My retirement grease! ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1106 "2016-12-19T19:49:12Z")
I got me a future. I’m two days away from retirement. My daughter’s graduating from college. Little Suzie is growing up. As soon as we nail Mendoza my old lady and I are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1107 "2016-12-30T12:47:35Z")
> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#): > > I got me a future. I’m two days away from retirement. My daughter’s graduating from college. Little Suzie is growing up. As soon as we nail Mendoza my old lady and I are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted. [MENDOZA-A-A-A!!!](https://frinkiac.com/gif/S03E09/346411/352050/ICBNZW5kb3phLWEtYS1hISEhIQ==) That Frinkiac thing is so awesome. I remember well [the day I first found out about it](https://frinkiac.com/gif/S04E03/445594/449348.gif?b64lines=Q291bGQgdGhpcyBiZSB0aGUgYmVzdApEYXkgb2YgbXkgbGlmZT8gSG1tLi4u). ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/1108 "2023-05-15T04:43:06Z")
Homer, organized labor has been called “a lumbering dinosaur–” AAAAA! Uh, my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore. Woo-hoo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=55)