# Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819 "2012-08-17T21:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/141 "2012-08-28T13:14:50Z")
We need more “Bort” license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of “Bort” license plates. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/142 "2012-08-28T21:08:57Z")
Well, if it isn’t Mr McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/143 "2012-08-29T01:52:35Z")
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/144 "2012-08-29T03:10:45Z")
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/145 "2012-08-29T03:11:27Z")
I just want to have a beer while I’m caring. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/146 "2012-08-29T15:40:22Z")
From now on, we’ll all be taking golden showers! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/147 "2012-08-29T18:08:29Z")
Mmm…sugar walls! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/148 "2012-08-30T00:22:07Z")
Don’t move that. It’s a load bearing poster. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/149 "2012-08-30T01:18:13Z")
(Krusty’s picture & speech bubble on his Home Pregnancy Test) WARNING: may cause birth defects ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/150 "2012-08-30T02:16:13Z")
We knew about the spider eggs, but Hantavirus?! If you think you’ve been affected, send five dollars to Antidote… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/151 "2012-08-31T02:01:03Z")
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/152 "2012-08-31T03:01:27Z")
Lies make baby Jesus cry. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/153 "2012-08-31T07:54:59Z")
I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/154 "2012-08-31T08:04:37Z")
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty. And if its SPEED dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called…_The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down!_ ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/155 "2012-08-31T14:09:57Z")
As long as I’ve got my health, and my millions of dollars and my gold house and my rocket car, I don’t need anything else. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/156 "2012-08-31T15:12:00Z")
Why oh why did I register with Insta-Trace?! ---
**Author:** ![Runestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/157 "2012-08-31T15:14:37Z")
My retirement grease! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/158 "2012-08-31T15:20:26Z")
> [@Runestar](#): > > My retirement grease! Ah, if it was up to me I’d let ya go. But the lads have a temper (_raises fists_), and they’ve been drinkin’ all day! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/159 "2012-08-31T17:35:19Z")
Look at me! I’m the Prime Minister of Ireland! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819/160 "2012-08-31T17:53:37Z")
Wow Marge, you’re a real live Martha Stewart! I mean, without the evil. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-simpsons-quotes/631819.md?page=9)