# Speak to me only in Straight Dope Message Board quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822 "2012-08-17T21:49:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/21 "2012-08-18T03:38:59Z")
Oops. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/22 "2012-08-18T03:55:51Z")
nm… ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/23 "2012-08-18T04:21:36Z")
Locked at OP’s request. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/24 "2012-08-18T04:27:15Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > Locked at OP’s request. Junior Moderator - **Noun** [**joon** -yer **mod** -uh-rey-ter] A wannabe moderator. _See: Tattletale, Hall monitor._ ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/25 "2012-08-18T04:40:13Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > _See: Tattletale, Hall monitor._ I am the fucking hall monitor. ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/26 "2012-08-18T04:41:15Z")
I don’t want to completely hijack this thread, but… ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/27 "2012-08-18T04:42:28Z")
Was that a whoosh? ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/28 "2012-08-18T05:05:42Z")
[The Master Speaks…](http://www.straightdope.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/29 "2012-08-19T02:36:31Z")
For 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/30 "2012-08-19T04:06:47Z")
:golf clap: ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/31 "2012-08-19T04:15:47Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > My post is my cite. No it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/32 "2012-08-19T04:43:26Z")
> [@Lord\_Feldon](#): > > [COLOR=“Purple”]No it isn’t. [/COLOR] This post has been graped by the grapist. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/33 "2012-08-19T05:04:51Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Reported. What for? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/34 "2012-08-19T05:06:13Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > …and you assumed that just because it was the title of the thread and in large letters at the beginning of the first post? Really. Silly me. > [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > I don’t have a quote, either SDMB or Simpsons. Me neither. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/35 "2012-08-19T05:09:07Z")
This is just the break the McCain campaign has been waiting for! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/36 "2012-08-19T05:17:03Z")
Don’t forget Sarah! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/37 "2012-08-19T06:14:02Z")
> [@Lord\_Feldon](#): > > No it isn’t. Yes it is. (Now we have to do this for about four more pages while everyone else gets bored to tears.) ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/38 "2012-08-19T07:12:06Z")
Cats? Where are the obligatory Pics? Squeee! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/39 "2012-08-19T07:48:31Z")
Concur. Pics or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-straight-dope-message-board-quotes/631822/40 "2012-08-19T11:28:29Z")
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