# Speak to me only in The Big Bang Theory quotes. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 25, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608 "2012-08-25T15:16:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/1 "2012-08-25T15:16:51Z")
That is _not_ a good name. ---
**Author:** ![FE3O4ENAIL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FE3O4ENAIL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FE3O4ENAIL)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/2 "2012-08-25T15:24:11Z")
It’s not optional. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/3 "2012-08-25T15:30:35Z")
Penny ? _knock knock knock_ Penny ? _knock knock knock_ Penny ? _knock knock knock_ ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/4 "2012-08-25T15:42:10Z")
Was that sarcasm? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/5 "2012-08-25T15:45:54Z")
I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/6 "2012-08-25T16:20:32Z")
I’m a scientist, not a hippie! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/7 "2012-08-25T16:20:41Z")
It’s a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/8 "2012-08-25T16:28:58Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > It’s a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! Is this the 1st non-Sheldon line? ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/9 "2012-08-25T19:45:29Z")
Holy crap on a cracker. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/10 "2012-08-25T22:59:57Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > It’s a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! It’s from Amy Farrah Fowler, but I’m not sure if all the others are from Sheldon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/11 "2012-08-25T23:06:10Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > It’s a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! It’s from Amy Farrah Fowler, but I’m not sure if all the others are from Sheldon. ---
**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/12 "2012-08-25T23:24:44Z")
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/13 "2012-08-26T00:11:02Z")
You’re in my spot. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/14 "2012-08-26T00:15:16Z")
You’re boring people sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![JoelUpchurch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@JoelUpchurch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoelUpchurch)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/15 "2012-08-26T01:09:55Z")
I googled that. ---
**Author:** ![PaperBlob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/16 "2012-08-26T01:41:53Z")
It’ll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/17 "2012-08-26T01:45:44Z")
It’s Halo night. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/18 "2012-08-26T02:07:11Z")
All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy! ---
**Author:** ![JoelUpchurch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@JoelUpchurch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoelUpchurch)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/19 "2012-08-26T02:25:00Z")
Our children will be smart and beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608/20 "2012-08-26T02:26:34Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy! Are you a sex criminal?!?! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-the-big-bang-theory-quotes/632608.md?page=2)