# Speak to me only in Video Game Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 7, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763 "2012-08-07T18:04:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/41 "2012-08-15T14:34:19Z")
It’s time for the Lance Vance Dance! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/42 "2012-08-15T14:37:30Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/43 "2012-08-15T17:34:50Z")
You have died of dysentery. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/44 "2012-08-15T17:40:17Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > You have died of dysentery. “Your deeds will be remembered.” (upon death of a hardcore character in diablo 2) ---
**Author:** ![Mann\_Slaughter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@Mann\_Slaughter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mann_Slaughter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/45 "2012-08-16T04:37:26Z")
“I’m pretty pissed-off, man!” -PAL-18 from ‘Anachronox’ (2001) Probably my all-time favorite game quote. I still drop it when ‘I’m pretty pissed-off’. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/46 "2012-08-16T08:39:01Z")
You don’t touch the other elves that way. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/47 "2012-08-16T10:52:41Z")
I was going to answer the OP, but then I took an arrow in the knee. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/48 "2012-08-16T12:50:56Z")
Run run or you’ll be well done! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/49 "2012-08-16T12:55:47Z")
No, no, no, trying zooming. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/50 "2012-08-16T12:58:43Z")
Link! The boat is sinking! Quickly! Jump to safer ground! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/51 "2012-08-16T12:59:33Z")
That’s right, a SLAVER! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/52 "2012-08-16T13:09:27Z")
**I LIVE!** oh yeah ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/53 "2012-08-16T13:10:14Z")
Unga FLAME! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/54 "2012-08-16T13:30:30Z")
Look at the bright side kid, you gotta keep all the money ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/55 "2012-08-16T15:33:20Z")
FUCK YOU! (Dead to Rights Retribution) ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/56 "2012-08-16T16:34:55Z")
In the beginning the Creator brought forth the shining jewels of the universe and all their secrets. One such jewel was the world that would be known as Septerra, its secret hidden within its core. Seven distinct layers of continents called world shells orbit the planet each connected to the other by a giant bio-organic spine. At the center of all lies the core, an immense bio-computer regulating the movements of the shells. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/57 "2012-08-16T18:22:22Z")
At the midpoint of the journey of life, I found myself in a dark forest, for the clear path was lost. Playing video games AND reading the classics, what could be better. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/58 "2012-08-16T18:45:59Z")
You are in a twist of mazy passages, all different. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/59 "2012-08-17T01:56:16Z")
nm (wrong thread!) ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/60 "2012-08-17T08:27:43Z")
Alright, Jones… How are you going to find that STATUE in all this JUNK? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763.md?page=4)