# Speak to me only in Video Game Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 7, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763 "2012-08-07T18:04:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/61 "2012-08-17T11:56:39Z")
Look for me in the section of fellas who ain’t ugly freaks ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/62 "2012-08-17T13:25:28Z")
… Thou art a troll-whoring sheep-buggerer. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/63 "2012-08-17T13:33:21Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > At the midpoint of the journey of life, I found myself in a dark forest, for the clear path was lost. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/64 "2012-08-17T13:49:29Z")
Catherine my love… ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/65 "2012-08-17T15:47:14Z")
Ok, I’ve just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you’ve got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I’m going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn’t touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself CLEAR?! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/66 "2012-08-17T16:17:37Z")
Finish HIM! ---
**Author:** ![Kkrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Kkrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kkrose)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/67 "2012-08-17T22:11:42Z")
Woopsies! Mortal combat ---
**Author:** ![Mensa\_Dropout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Mensa\_Dropout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mensa_Dropout)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/68 "2012-08-31T14:36:00Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Deelighted to Sir! (Starcraft) Unbelievable. You, _subject name here,_ must be the pride of _subject hometown here._ ~MD 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/69 "2012-08-31T18:50:41Z")
You, the Master of Unlocking… ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/70 "2012-08-31T19:08:11Z")
PI PI PI··· We have found an intruder. We are going to attack. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/71 "2012-08-31T20:18:44Z")
“Piyo piyo” ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/72 "2012-08-31T20:31:43Z")
You sound like pages from a self-help booklet! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/73 "2012-08-31T21:37:39Z")
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. (Which would have been a failed sword-thrust attempt for Guybrush in this instance). ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/74 "2012-08-31T22:12:02Z")
Oh, bloody typical. I told her, she didn’t believe me — girls always disappear on me. Always. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/75 "2012-09-02T15:54:14Z")
I’m Sander Fucking Cohen! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/76 "2012-09-03T16:39:58Z")
Burt fucking Reynolds ?! ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/77 "2012-09-03T21:15:07Z")
Master using it and you can have this. (The original) Legend of Zelda ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/78 "2012-09-03T21:27:52Z")
It’s that legendary blade… The Master Sword!!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/79 "2012-09-06T15:21:17Z")
Go for the optics! ---
**Author:** ![Zyanthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/80 "2012-09-19T15:01:45Z")
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