# Speak to me only in Video Game Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 7, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763 "2012-08-07T18:04:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/101 "2014-03-29T07:05:42Z")

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THE CAKE IS A LIE. x

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/102 "2014-03-29T13:20:18Z")

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So… you’re female, Leliana, right ?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/103 "2014-03-29T18:08:01Z")

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Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/104 "2014-03-30T17:12:17Z")

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It is now pitch dark. If you proceed you will likely fall into a pit.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/105 "2014-03-30T21:16:26Z")

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Thou hast lost an Eighth!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/106 "2014-03-30T23:31:29Z")

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Soul of the lost withdrawn from its vessel, let strength be granted so the world might be mended…  
so the world might be mended…

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/107 "2014-03-31T22:38:17Z")

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HATE…HATE…HATE!!! ff4

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/108 "2014-04-01T03:44:45Z")

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Niagara, as in you cry a lot?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/109 "2014-04-02T05:28:12Z")

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Hahaha…do I look like a waiter?

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/110 "2014-04-03T04:38:09Z")

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You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/111 "2014-04-03T04:55:06Z")

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[Sssssssssssssssssssssssss…](http://www.relyonhorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/creeper1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/112 "2014-04-04T02:00:17Z")

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Requiescat in pace.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/113 "2014-04-04T04:35:26Z")

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Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/114 "2014-04-04T05:19:15Z")

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_[Your killing has been observed by forces unknown…]_

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/115 "2014-04-07T03:26:05Z")

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Let’s blow this joint!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/116 "2014-04-07T03:52:59Z")

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You sleep rather soundly for a murderer.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/117 "2014-04-08T04:09:25Z")

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Wake up and smell and the ashes.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/118 "2014-04-08T06:54:00Z")

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I think you dropped [this](http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/9GR2uDar/large/sniper-crowbar.jpg) back at Black Mesa.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/119 "2014-04-08T15:20:55Z")

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Hey! Listen!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/120 "2014-04-08T18:00:04Z")

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I AM ERROR. x

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