# Speak to me only in Video Game Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 7, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763 "2012-08-07T18:04:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/121 "2014-04-08T18:05:02Z")
Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master ? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/122 "2014-04-08T18:12:14Z")
Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/123 "2014-04-09T03:18:22Z")
I just don’t fear death. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/124 "2014-04-09T05:57:07Z")
I’m Jeff. I came because you called me. I’m not really strong, really near-sighted, kind of shy, and I tend to be a little reckless. This is just the way I am… ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/125 "2014-04-09T07:20:08Z")
Turns out, mess with someone’s head enough and you can turned a scared kid into an all-powerful bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/126 "2014-04-09T09:38:45Z")
You’re gonna be my new meat bicycle! ---
**Author:** ![Didactylos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Didactylos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didactylos)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/127 "2014-04-09T12:08:42Z")
Skag corpses hittin’ the ground is like music to my ears! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/128 "2014-04-09T12:58:28Z")
I want a Heavy Metal hurricane ! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/129 "2014-04-09T15:39:55Z")
Take care, it’s a big Wasteland. But you’d know that better than me, right? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/130 "2014-04-10T04:23:24Z")
Yeah, I’m still the Queen Bitch of the Universe. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/131 "2014-04-10T04:31:28Z")
When you’re ready, come back here with some serious injuries, maybe a crippled limb or two, and I’ll take notes and fix you up. I’ll be waiting with plenty of bandages here for you. So don’t worry, just go out and get horribly injured. Oh, and be careful! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/132 "2014-04-11T00:59:51Z")
Do a barrel roll! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/133 "2014-04-11T01:42:04Z")
She weighs one hundred anf fifty kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon…for _12 seconds._ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/134 "2014-04-11T18:29:29Z")
Now, a shotgun blast to the head…that’s trouble, boy. Fire? That’s REAL trouble. Sunlight? Well, ya catch the sunrise and its all over, kiddo, get it? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/135 "2014-04-12T19:04:18Z")
People who live in glass houses get pretty good at ducking. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/136 "2014-04-12T22:21:18Z")
Those monsters…th-they’re gonna get me! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/137 "2014-04-14T03:47:56Z")
Welcome to die! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/138 "2014-04-14T09:00:07Z")
Too much magic can be dangerous. M’aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/139 "2014-04-14T10:12:33Z")
I cannot be caged. I cannot be _controlled_. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools. ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/140 "2014-04-14T12:45:50Z")
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