# Speak to me only in Video Game Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 7, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763 "2012-08-07T18:04:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/141 "2014-04-14T18:07:56Z")
War…war never changes. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/142 "2014-04-15T04:49:07Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > War…war never changes. [Been there. Done that. Back in post 27.] Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/143 "2014-04-15T11:31:25Z")
Bring us the girl, and wipe away the debt. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/144 "2014-04-15T14:49:49Z")
I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I’m the name on all the men’s room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who… is… that girl? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/145 "2014-04-16T04:10:29Z")
Hello, my friend! Stay a while and listen. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/146 "2014-04-16T10:45:12Z")
Hello L.A., you’re up way past your bed time, aren’t you? Hope you’ve slipped into something comfortable, I know I have. If you’re new to town or just new to this whole radio thing, you’re listening to _The Deb of Night_, the only girl who will spend the night with you and leave first thing in the morning, guaranteed. Well, looks like the boards are lighting up! Am I the popular one. Lets see… eenie, meenie, miney, moe, who will be the lucky… Caller! You’ve got the first shot at Deb tonight. So, who do I have the pleasure of speaking to? ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/147 "2014-04-16T18:39:59Z")
Shun the lips, and beware the tongue, for lips and tongue can twist truth into lies. I am a child of Karras, and no lips or tongue have I. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/148 "2014-04-16T20:03:06Z")
Okay, okay, so this guy, he’s…well he’s like a…an FBI agent, but, y’know, he doesn’t really work for the main FBI. And, uh, he’s got this partner who’s new and really cute, but she’s also a really good agent. And they’re, like, assigned to this bizarre case where people are being killed in really strange ways. And then, like, something happens, and the girl agent gets kidnapped by the killer…yeah, well, I haven’t quite figured it out yet, but like, the guy agent notices, like, how the killer seems to know everything he’s doing, like, one step ahead of him. And then there’s this kind of…you know, weird chase scene, and then, like, we find out that the guy’s got two personalities. And, like, he finds out in the end that he’s the killer! And that he’s kidnapped his own partner! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/149 "2014-04-17T04:23:42Z")
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/150 "2014-04-17T13:18:41Z")
I been here since the beginnin’, an’ I still don’t know what the hell’s goin’ on. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/151 "2014-04-17T13:29:13Z")
The moon is out, everyone’s in dreamland, and you’ve tuned in to The Deb of Night. Nobody to fall asleep next to? Go ahead and pull the radio into bed. That’s what I’m here for. And hey, why don’t you call me some time? Area code 323, KL5-KTRK. Looks like somebody’s been waiting in the queue quite awhile to speak to yours truly. So caller, why aren’t you asleep? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/152 "2014-04-18T03:33:19Z")
A man chooses; a slave obeys. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/153 "2014-04-18T04:19:32Z")
Deb’s back, and she’s got a fresh cup of coffee ready to take it into the AM. In case you don’t know it, you’re tuned in to The Deb of Night on KTRK. I’m your lovely hostess, feel free to fantasize about me all you want. But please, don’t send any more drawings. The lines are all full, so why don’t I provide some release? Line three, you’re speaking to me. And what have you been up to tonight, caller? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/154 "2014-04-20T19:32:02Z")
It’s easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/155 "2014-04-20T20:19:42Z")
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic. ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/156 "2014-04-21T14:24:21Z")
Blessed are those who are born in the fire! The flesh is sinful, woe to those who are born of it! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/157 "2014-04-21T20:26:20Z")
Still awake? Something on your mind? Give me a call: 323-KL5-KTRK. Ask to speak to the cute one. Hey, all you night owls! Is the human race going crazy or is it just me? Seems like all you hear is bad news lately. Anybody feel the same way? Feel like the world’s cracking at the seams? Why don’t we make that the topic for tonight? And if that doesn’t work, you can all go back to calling in with the usual pervert stuff. Line five, you’re on with The Deb of Night. So tell me, is society going to hell or not? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/158 "2014-04-22T02:09:33Z")
Life is a negotiation. We all want. We all give to get what we want. ---
**Author:** ![RayMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e495f1/32.png) [@RayMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RayMan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/159 "2014-04-23T05:37:24Z")
OUCH! WHAT DO YOU DO? The Goonies II, NES ---
**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763/160 "2014-04-23T06:32:42Z")
“[BLUE on BLUE, DON’T SHOOT!](http://www.gamespot.com/armored-fist/)” or if you prefer, “[All…Go Prone…Engage at Will! Number 5…Engage…BMP!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Flashpoint:_Cold_War_Crisis)” [“Alarm! Crash Dive! All Hands Forward!”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aces_of_the_Deep) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-video-game-quotes/630763.md?page=9)