# Speak to me only in Whedon-Verse quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 10, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328 "2012-09-10T20:49:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/1 "2012-09-10T20:49:12Z")
Speak to me only in Whedon-Verse quotes (ie Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly/Serenity, The Doll House, The Avengers movie, and any others I’ve missed. ) “The quality of mercy is not Buffy.” ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/2 "2012-09-10T20:53:34Z")
You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/3 "2012-09-10T21:08:41Z")
Puny god. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/4 "2012-09-11T00:08:50Z")
You’re welcome on my ship. God ain’t. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/5 "2012-09-11T03:41:56Z")
You’re not the brightest god in the heavens, are you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/6 "2012-09-11T04:00:23Z")
There’s only one god, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/7 "2012-09-11T04:04:21Z")
I’ll be in my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/8 "2012-09-11T04:08:09Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > I’ll be in my bunk. Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/9 "2012-09-11T13:00:15Z")
We’re not ready for them? They’re not ready for us. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/10 "2012-09-11T14:32:12Z")
You’ve got an army, we’ve got a Hulk. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/11 "2012-09-11T15:21:34Z")
I aim to misbehave. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/12 "2012-09-11T16:54:02Z")
I just noticed something, you have superpowers, that is so cool! Can you fly? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/13 "2012-09-11T17:38:58Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > We’re not ready for them? They’re not ready for us. Is this Firefly? Buffy? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/14 "2012-09-11T17:52:32Z")
“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.” ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/15 "2012-09-11T18:16:36Z")
I’m a dangerously minded man on a ship loaded with hurt now why you got me chattin’ wit your peons? ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/16 "2012-09-12T00:38:21Z")
“Please. You think I’m stupid?\*\*” \*\* “Well… yeah!” ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/17 "2012-09-12T00:42:51Z")
Make your move reindeer games. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/18 "2012-09-12T03:04:09Z")
My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-whedon-verse-quotes/634328/19 "2012-09-13T02:23:22Z")
Barmaid, bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat.