# Speaking of condoms... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932 "2000-11-27T23:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/21 "2000-11-28T21:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doctor Jackson \* > \*\*Page 1 - Introduction > > What has lips but doesn’t pout? > What’s smooth inside but furry out? > What makes straight men stand up and shout? > Why, hoohoo’s what it’s all about! \*\* That actually sounds more like the hokey pokey. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/22 "2000-11-28T22:02:19Z")
\*\* [/QUOTE] I wear 'em inside out. Why should she have ALL the fun? \*\* [/QUOTE] I tried that once during a fairly long experience of involuntary celebacy. It’s certainly one of the more interesting masturbatory variations I’ve discovered. Don’t knock it. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/23 "2000-11-28T22:41:21Z")
Damn. I just bought a big box of those things on sale. Thought I’d try something different. Would, um, any of you ladies like to help me get rid of these things? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/24 "2000-11-28T23:34:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > The inside walls of MY hoohoo are almost the same as the insides of my cheeks, as far as amount and type of sensation. ::as everyone tongues the inside of their cheeks:: ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/25 "2000-11-28T23:38:34Z")
well I have no ribbed condoms…but in the interest of fighting ignorance, I stuck a rubber band on my tounge and after moving it inside my mouth I could feel the difference…take it as you will. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/26 "2000-11-29T00:07:05Z")
I have a big hunk of metal in my tongue. Yeah, there’s a difference. Never noticed one with ribbed condoms, though. Now I’m confuzzled. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/27 "2000-11-29T01:05:15Z")
Sorry, the “hoohoo” thing is an old reference back to the AOL days of the board. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932/28 "2000-11-29T02:40:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > > The inside walls of MY hoohoo are almost the same as the insides of my cheeks, as far as amount and type of sensation. > > ::as everyone tongues the inside of their cheeks:: \*\* BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! That’s the first thing I did!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-condoms/42932.md?page=1)