# Speaking of fast food...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 19, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177 "2000-01-19T03:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/41 "2000-01-26T07:49:00Z")

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I recommend El Pollo Loco. Love their rice. And beans. I have eaten many a lunch at the one up on Foothill Blvd. and Ocean View in La Crescenta/La Canada area of Los Angeles. Never got tired of it. Mmmm.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/42 "2000-01-26T10:44:00Z")

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**Red Rooster** in Australia. Basically it’s just a chicken place, but it’s niiiiice chicken!

Also, they don’t have _Burger King_ here - they call it _Hungry Jack’s_ for some bizarre reason.

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**-PIGEONMAN-**  
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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/43 "2000-01-26T12:41:00Z")

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If you ever have the oppertunity to be in my hometown of Dublin, Ireland, check out Eddie Rockets… absoutley beautiful food, a little bit more expensive than a McDonalds,  
but a million times better.  
There motto is “We dont serve fast food, we serve good food as fast as we can”

hmmmm… makes me want a foot long Chilli dog with Bacon and cheese fries…

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John Larrigan

“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves

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**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/44 "2000-01-27T06:11:00Z")

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In the northwest suburbs of Chicago: Any one of the many Vienna Beef places. Two in particular: Chiggy’s Gyros and Char-Broiled Delights (dogs to die for).

No one can beat the Beef and the Pizza in Chicago!

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**Author:** ![cygnus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@cygnus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cygnus)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/45 "2000-01-27T06:30:00Z")

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When I lived in New Mexico, Blake’s Lotaburger was absolutely the last word for a hamburger. Fresh, incredibly flavorful patties that were the perfect thickness and covered the bun completely, and nice toppings to boot. Their green chile cheeseburger is one of very few things I miss living back east.

In Ohio, we have a slowly expanding chain called Max & Erma’s. Not truly fast food, as meals are served on real plates, but their menu is built around simple entrees, and their hallmark is their burger (1/3 or 1/2 pound size, cooked as you like it, many topping combinations available). Comes with a side of seasoned fries (or substitution), and is hard to beat. A rare instance of expansion carefully built on really good food and well-deserved reputation for consistent quality.

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/46 "2000-01-26T21:14:00Z")

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Big Kahuna Burger.

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**Author:** ![Kold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Kold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kold)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/47 "2000-01-26T21:21:00Z")

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Bad Ass Jack’s!

man… that place is fuc\*$@g UNBELIEVABLE! It’s a sub/wrap place… everything is real… nothign processed. You want a roast beef sub? They take a huge rump outta the smoker and knife off slices of the most juicy, tender steak you’ve ever had. It’s amazing…

Idylwyld Ave.  
Saskatoon Saskatchewan

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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/48 "2000-01-26T22:01:00Z")

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I don’t live there anymore, but I’m originally from Montgomery County, Maryland and the absolute best donuts in the entire world (at least where I’ve been 🙂 ) is Montgomery Donuts. They’re chocolate glazed are just great. We have Krispy Kreme where we are now and, although their lemon filled are pretty good, nothing compares to Montgomery’s.  
Some other good MD places, if they’re still there are: Tippy’s Tacos, Hot Shoppes (yummy hot fudge ice cream cake), and Carvel’s Ice Cream. Can you tell I have a sweet tooth?

Satan, I’m with you on the CharGrill. I might have to get to Raleigh this weekend!

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/49 "2000-01-26T23:12:00Z")

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Here in the metro NY area, we have White Castles (seems to me they’re everywhere, though, from the posts) and most of the generic McD’s type places. But there are also Planet Wings (never been, so I dunno).

Rochester, NY, however, has Bill Grays (seriously great and greasy food!) Don & Bob’s (not as good, but just as greasy) Tom Wahl’s (kickass ice cream, as well as burgers and such) and Abe’s (which is the new favorite when we visit, cause it’s near my bro-in-law’s house).

The Buffalo area (specifically Fredonia, where I matriculated) has Aldrich’s Dairy. Very good ice cream).

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The Dave-Guy  
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/50 "2000-01-26T23:46:00Z")

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TV, I agree that in Ohio, Skyline is a **must** But be forewarned, they are not texican chili, they are different.

In and Out is goooood burgers, and they make heroin fries.

## Max and Ermas is pretty good. Cygnus, do they still offer the 25% off tshirt if you manage to eat 3 garbage burgers?

\>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\<

—The dragon observes

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/51 "2000-01-27T00:08:00Z")

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Is Arby’s a national chain? I try not to do fast food but I must confess I have a weakness for their beef 'n cheddar sammich.

With respect to **Fudrucker’s** , I haven’t beed able to go into that place because I did a spoonerism the first time I said the word (try it!). Also on the list of Places I Can’t Eat In Because Their Names Are Too Comical: Booeymonger. Every time I pass those places, I automatically think boogey monster.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/52 "2000-01-27T00:15:00Z")

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opus –

How 'bout **Otis Spunkmeyer** cookies and **Schlotski’s Deli**?

Your friend,  
Milo

::sigh::

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/53 "2000-01-27T00:30:00Z")

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Great! Two more for the list.

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**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/54 "2000-01-27T04:37:00Z")

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Oh, I forgot something. If anyone is ever in the Evanston, IL area (near Northwester University) be sure to check out Buffulo Joe’s, the very _best_ in buffulo wings!!

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**Author:** ![cygnus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@cygnus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cygnus)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/55 "2000-01-27T17:48:00Z")

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Narile, re: t-shirt @ Max & Erma’s -  
When eating there last week I happened to look at that notice on the menu, which is curiously well-timed – we often don’t look at the menu at all, since we pretty much know what’s on it and it’s only a matter of picking which of our favorites we are in the mood for. (Yes, we go there too often for sure.) If I recall correctly, it now says that you get a shirt free for consuming three garbage burgers, as long as you tell them in advance you’re going to do it. (Though surely one wouldn’t order three garbage burgers without having that goal in mind.) It doesn’t say if you have to finish the sides too, so I will have to ask next time to make sure now that you have me wondering. I’ve thought idly that SO could certainly manage to consume three burgers, but three @ $7.99 would cost as much as buying a shirt outright (perhaps a bit more, don’t remember exact current t-shirt price), so it seems rather pointless to force such an “exercise in (over) self-indulgence” if you don’t really want such an excessive meal. (And “bragging rights” are pretty small coin.) A fun, comfortable place, though, and just one burger with bacon and cheese and a cold draft (on the side, not on the burger) would sure go good about now.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/56 "2000-01-27T17:59:00Z")

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> Oh, I forgot something. If anyone is ever in the Evanston, IL area (near Northwester University) be sure to check out Buffulo Joe’s, the very best in buffulo wings!!

Mmmm-hmmm. Tell me…have you ever, perchance, tried Buffalo wings from, say…BUFFALO???

I hate it when people say that their place has the best Buffalo wings. Unless it’s from Buffalo, or cooked by a guy from Buffalo, it’s probably not the best. Just like I wouldn’t trust a guy from Nebraska making egg creams, or someone from California making Cincinnati chili. I’ve had some tasty Buffalo wings here in Columbus, but they’re nothing like the real thing.

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**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/57 "2000-01-27T19:23:00Z")

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Hey! I’m sorry. I certainly do recognize that Buffulo probably has the best wings period. I was merely trying to state the best wings that _I’ve_ ever had. Sorry. Didn’t mean to get on your bad side.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/58 "2000-01-28T01:22:00Z")

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In Nashville go to \<font size=6\>Fat Mo’s!\</font\>

## Burger Valhalla! Praise Odin (you get fries with that praise…)

With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.

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**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/59 "2000-01-28T01:34:00Z")

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There is a Schlotski’s deli here in Madison.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-fast-food/13177/60 "2000-01-28T01:45:00Z")

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Good fast food in Houston:

Texas Taco(?) Nothing but tacos, and the freakin’ rock! Fajita chicken, beef, potatoes and ground beef…Yup.

Popeye’s Chicken.

Fuddruckers.

Any of various taquieras in the area.

New Orleans Po Boys.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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