# Special Threads...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 18, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958 "2008-01-18T01:03:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![outside\_artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@outside\_artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outside_artist)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/1 "2008-01-18T01:03:09Z")

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i remember a few years ago, there was a place on these message boards where certain exceptionally funny, clever, etc., things were posted. I used to go to them but I forgot about them and just thought of it. I remember there was one that cracked me up about a guy berating a woman for defending her telemarketer empoloyers, and one about a guy who was crazy about Turtle Tracks ice cream. Do these posts still exist? Am I not remembering this correctly? Thanks

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/2 "2008-01-18T01:36:46Z")

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There’s no particular forum, but a number of threads in the past have compiled the “Funniest Threads in SDMB History” and such.

One of the threads you are looking for is [The telemarketer speaks - I respond](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=51270), a BBQ Pit Classic by Cervaise.

I think that this will probably do best in MPSIMS.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Barrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/3 "2008-01-18T01:40:36Z")

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Unless the OP is thinking of the “Threadspotting” link on the SD front page?

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**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/4 "2008-01-18T02:03:03Z")

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The Teeming Millions site used to have collected hilarious OPs and threads, I haven’t been there in a while though.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/5 "2008-01-18T02:12:53Z")

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If that’s the one that used to be at [teemings.com](http://teemings.com) or .org/extras, I was just there (because I’ve been perusing old threads) and it doesn’t exist. Not sure about threadspotting, though. If you’re looking for good ones, search for people like Master Wang-ka, Dante, Sampiro, and whoever wrote the one about standing in line with the King of the Universe.

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**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/6 "2008-01-18T14:11:29Z")

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[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]  
If that’s the one that used to be at [teemings.com](http://teemings.com) or .org/extras, I was just there (because I’ve been perusing old threads) and it doesn’t exist. Not sure about threadspotting, though. If you’re looking for good ones, search for people like Master Wang-ka, Dante, Sampiro, and whoever wrote the one about standing in line with the King of the Universe.  
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I think that was **Sauron** , but I’m not sure.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/7 "2008-01-18T14:16:33Z")

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Just do a name search for **dinsdale**.

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**Author:** ![outside\_artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@outside\_artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outside_artist)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/8 "2008-01-18T19:35:44Z")

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Um…  
I went to threadspotting, and typed in a few names, but they did not come up. A bunch of other stuff did. Sorry for my ignorance but how do I see a certain person’s posts?

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/9 "2008-01-18T19:46:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Not a Well Woman]  
Sorry for my ignorance but how do I see a certain person’s posts?  
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Use the “Search” feature near the top of the page … you can search for individual posters or keywords to find threads you want. Just don’t do it TOO frequently, as it tends to bog down the server.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-threads/433958/10 "2008-01-18T20:15:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Not a Well Woman]  
and one about a guy who was crazy about Turtle Tracks ice cream.  
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Here ya go:  
[I met the Lowest Common Denominator at Winn-Dixie!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156156)
