# Special TV trivia: Identify the show from the recurring line

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676 "2002-03-11T20:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/81 "2002-03-28T19:36:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Labdad \*  
> \*\*  
> See the very first post in this thread (and the very first answer). \*\*

Whoops!

I knew I saw that somewhere before. . . :o

Zap!

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/82 "2002-03-28T20:15:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zappo \*  
> \*\*DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!
> 
> You’ve got it, **monster**! Now tell him what he’s won, Jay Stewart!  
> \*\*

[nitpick] I’m about as female as they come, Sparky! 😛 [/nitpick]

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/83 "2002-03-28T20:26:04Z")

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Whoops. Must have been that loose top. . . 😃

What with all the guys wearing skirts around here now I can’t tell for nothin’ anymore.

Sorry!

Zap!

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**Author:** ![Airblairxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Airblairxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airblairxxx)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/84 "2002-03-28T21:17:23Z")

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Two from the same show:

“Your last name is Garelli?”

“Have you ever been bitchslapped?”

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/85 "2002-03-28T23:54:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by monster \*  
> (Re: Zappo’s “Dumbass”) \*\*Beevis and Butthead? \*\*

My initial guess was South Park. If I had a dime for everytime Dumbass was said in either show I think I’d be a millionaire.  
Here are 3 obscure ones, 3 easy ones  
[ul][li]Q: How do you like your coffee? A: Black, with cream and sugar[/li][li]We’re gonna have a really big show…wow…woow…wooow…woooow (not Ed Sullivan)[/li][li](In a deep baritone) Menwear [/li][li]Grrrrr…Sit down & shut up dog breath[/li][li](I can’t believe no one posted…)Who loves ya, baby?[/li][li]No whammies, no whammies…STOP![/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/86 "2002-03-29T00:13:47Z")

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Grrrrr…Sit down & shut up dog breath  
**Hill Street Blues**

(I can’t believe no one posted…)Who loves ya, baby?  
**Kojak**  
Q: How do you like your coffee? A: Black, with cream and sugar  
**Police Squad! ?**

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/87 "2002-03-29T02:03:46Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \*

[ul]  
[li](In a deep baritone) Menwear [/li][/QUOTE]

“Are You Being Served?”

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> [li]No whammies, no whammies…STOP![/li][/ul]

“Press Your Luck”  
Zap!

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/88 "2002-03-29T06:45:26Z")

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“Who do ya think’s _in_ the burgers?”

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/89 "2002-03-29T18:37:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 5 time champ \*  
> Q: How do you like your coffee? A: Black, with cream and sugar  
> **Police Squad! ?** \*\*

It was actually Mary Hartman’s response everytime someone asked her if she wanted a cup

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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/90 "2002-04-02T19:48:03Z")

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Trans-mute!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Frink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Mr.Frink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Frink)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/91 "2002-04-04T03:35:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TPWombat \*  
> \*\*  
> You Bastard!!! \*\*

_(too easy!)_ **South Park**

Here’s a good one:  
“Now **CUT** That out!”

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/92 "2002-04-04T03:58:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Frink \*  
> \*\*Here’s a good one:  
> “Now **CUT** That out!” \*\*

Jack Benny!

OK, here’s one…

“But I’m feeling _much_ better now!”

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/93 "2002-04-04T04:14:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Jack Benny!
> 
> OK, here’s one…
> 
> “But I’m feeling _much_ better now!” \*\*

John Astin, as Judge Stone’s father on “Night Court.”  
OK, here’s a fresh one:

“. . .After the tone, leave your name and message and I’ll get back to you.”

Zap!

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/94 "2002-04-04T04:27:11Z")

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AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

Not only did I pick one that’s been used already, but I did it a SECOND time, and I did it from the same post! :o

::bangs head on wall::

Sorry, **dougie\_monty**.

OK, OK. . .Gawd knows I’ve spent enough time in front of the idiot box to be able to come up with something. . .

All right, how about this:

“You’ve all done very welllllll. . .”

And I notice that nobody has taken a crack at:

“Five thousand, six hundred and four irradiated haggises. . .”  
Zap!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Frink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Mr.Frink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Frink)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/95 "2002-04-04T04:29:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyomara \*  
> \*\*“Who do ya think’s _in_ the burgers?” \*\*

ah, Alanis Morrisette’s old program– **You Can’t Do That on Television**.

How 'bout: [ul][li]“Which one of your relatives do you want to talk about tonight?”[/li][li]“If you boys don’t pay the rent, you’re out!”[/li][li]“Oh the pain, the pain!”[/li][li]“Incoming wounded”[/li][li]“That’s why you never see a horse with a wedding ring!”[/li][li]“Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?”[/li][li]"You rang?[/li][li]“Be seeing you”[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![kawliga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@kawliga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kawliga)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/96 "2002-04-04T08:14:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Frink \*  
> \*\*
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> [li]“Incoming wounded”[/li][li]"You rang?[/li][li]“Be seeing you”[/li]\*\*

MASH  
The Addams Family  
The Prisoner

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**Author:** ![Mr.Frink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Mr.Frink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Frink)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/97 "2002-04-04T11:44:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by kawliga \*  
> \*\* “Incoming wounded” – MASH  
> “Be seeing you” – The Prisoner \*\*

YES! and YES!

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> \*Originally posted by kawliga \*  
> \*\* “You rang?” == The Addams Family \*\*

Yes, this is correct too…but it’s not actually the show I was thinking of.

Here’s some other quotes from that show to narrow things down:  
**"WORK!" \*\* and \*\* "I gotta kill that boy, I just gotta…"**

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-tv-trivia-identify-the-show-from-the-recurring-line/97676/98 "2002-04-04T13:32:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Frink \*  
> \*\* Here’s some other quotes from that show to narrow things down:  
> **"WORK!" \*\* and \*\* “I gotta kill that boy, I just gotta…”** \*\*

Ah - the that would be _The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis_

The first quotations are by Maynard G. Krebbs and the last one is by Herbert T. Gillis

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