# 'Special' Underwears **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732 "2008-11-14T17:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/1 "2008-11-14T17:48:54Z")
I will not asplain how I found [this](http://images.cafepress.com/product/12436394_240x240_Front.jpg). But I can’t imagine a better way to frighten a would-be lover. It just says…so much. Care to share your stories of underwears? ETA: If you need a little help, the character’s name is “Hubert Cumberdale.” ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/2 "2008-11-14T18:06:13Z")
If I’m in a position to see somebody’s underwear with her intending that I do so, I don’t expect I’ll care too much what’s on it,. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/3 "2008-11-14T18:27:45Z")
Meh, I figure as long as I am not wearing my Tuesday underpants on Friday\* I’m good. \*I do not own days-of-the-week underwear for this very reason. I would not pay attention and I would be wearing my Sunday pair on Wednesday and get taken to the hospital and none of the doctors would want to help me just because I didn’t pay attention when I picked out my panties that morning. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/4 "2008-11-14T18:30:45Z")
Oh, I would TOTALLY wear those. I love love love Salad Fingers! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/5 "2008-11-14T22:55:03Z")
Drat - I was hoping you’d have a link for superhero underwear for adults. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/6 "2008-11-14T23:20:20Z")
The character’s name did not help. I am so clueless. I can’t even tell which sex the underwear is for. Or if that’s the front or the back. Okay, so I wear granny panties myself, so what? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/7 "2008-11-15T01:04:28Z")
[All will be revealed.](http://www.cafepress.com/fatpie2.12436394) ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/8 "2008-11-15T01:39:10Z")
> [@Litoris](#): > > Oh, I would TOTALLY wear those. I love love love Salad Fingers! I thought you were off fighting the Great War. I hope you like … sand. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/9 "2008-11-15T01:47:35Z")
I actually think it was some link from Salad Fingers that turned me onto Sopor Aeternus. I really, really love that comic. My kids think it’s creepy as hell, but they’re hypnotised watching it. I would so love those panties, and I promise you, if I show my daughter, she will beg for a pair, too! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/10 "2008-11-15T01:50:58Z")
Underpants are on the loose! Underpants are here to stay! Feel the thunder. Feel the Day. Underpants are Gay! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/11 "2008-11-15T02:15:16Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > \*I do not own days-of-the-week underwear for this very reason. I would not pay attention and I would be wearing my Sunday pair on Wednesday and get taken to the hospital and none of the doctors would want to help me just because I didn’t pay attention when I picked out my panties that morning. Or because they thought you hadn’t changed your undies for 4 days and were scared to go near ya :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/12 "2008-11-15T02:25:45Z")
Actually there is no Sunday pair, I’m pretty sure. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/13 "2008-11-15T02:29:08Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > If I’m in a position to see somebody’s underwear with her intending that I do so, I don’t expect I’ll care too much what’s on it,. Really? Not even skid marks? I’m as hard up as the next guy but if were to see skid marks on a chick’s underwear I wouldn’t… no, nevermind. I would just make sure to stay away from the backside. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/14 "2008-11-15T02:49:47Z")
> [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](#): > > [All will be revealed.](http://www.cafepress.com/fatpie2.12436394) So that’s made out of … Cashmere? ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/15 "2008-11-15T05:06:42Z")
I really wish I would have bought the pair of panties I saw at Sturgis that said “Fuck it like you stole it” on the ass. Classic. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/special-underwears/472732/16 "2008-11-15T06:25:02Z")
> [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](#): > > [All will be revealed.](http://www.cafepress.com/fatpie2.12436394) That didn’t help.