# Spectre of Pithecanthropus has retired.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [November 18, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319 "2011-11-18T06:25:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/21 "2011-11-18T21:31:19Z")

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It’s been a pleasure to work with you and all of that.

Thanks for all of your time and help volunteering for the boards.

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/22 "2011-11-18T22:12:10Z")

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Jeez, how long were you a mod? Happy retirement

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/23 "2011-11-19T00:35:22Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> This is exactly like when they told me Fido had gone to live on a farm.

Well,not really. He’s still alive, I promise. Well, as alive as he was when he first became a mod. 🙂

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/24 "2011-11-19T02:21:43Z")

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wow. You must have been one hell of a mod. I don’t recognize your name. Are you all sure he \*\*just \*\*retired? 😃

If all mods were as invisible as you, what a wonderful place this would be. Thank you and well done.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/25 "2011-11-19T02:56:27Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> Well,not really. He’s still alive, I promise. Well, as alive as he was when he first became a mod. 🙂

Also, after you parents told you that, Fido never came back afterwards to leave wet nose prints on the sliding glass door.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/26 "2011-11-19T02:58:59Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> Well, as alive as he was when he first became a mod. 🙂

Actually perhaps less so. Now I have to re-learn to spell and phrase my posts within the five minute window.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/27 "2011-11-19T03:47:29Z")

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> Actually perhaps less so. Now I have to re-learn to spell and phrase my posts within the five minute window.

It doesn’t take that long-any idoit can do it.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/28 "2011-11-19T03:53:17Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> It doesn’t take that long-any idoit can do it.

Carp.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/29 "2011-11-19T14:04:54Z")

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A fantastic mod… you will be missed.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/30 "2011-11-19T14:26:14Z")

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> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> Thanks for your efforts to make this board a pleasant, civilized and jerk-free place, **Spectre of Pithecanthropus**.\*
> 
> \*You’re right, that’s not easy to spell.

It would help if he spelled “Specter” correctly. And “Hippopotamus.”

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/31 "2011-11-19T18:33:38Z")

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His mod-powers are gone, _get him_!

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/32 "2011-11-20T02:16:56Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> It would help if he spelled “Specter” correctly. And “Hippopotamus.”

And Hippo too?

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/33 "2011-11-20T03:30:15Z")

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Do you get to keep the fingers of the posters you banned?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/34 "2011-11-20T03:56:51Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Do you get to keep the fingers of the posters you banned?

Fingers? We keep the ears and tail.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/35 "2011-11-20T04:21:42Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I think he mixed up the nicknames Euty and Pithy. **Eutychus** is also a retired mod.

There’s a few retired mods around, and after nearly 12 years I can’t always remember that a particular poster was an ex-mod. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if there are complaint threads (ATMB recently, but formerly in the Pit) where one ex mod protests an action by another ex mod who was still a mod at the time.

Some ex-mods seem to disappear almost overnight while others continue posting fairly frequently. I have no intention of going away, but it’s practically inevitable that you spend less time here when you retire from being a moderator.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/36 "2011-11-20T04:26:54Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I think it was overwhelming guilt at issuing me my first ever warning.
> 
> Let that be a lesson to the rest of you mods.

Oddly enough, your first warning was my last.

[Spicoli from _Fast Times At Ridgemont High_]  
Whoa, duuuuuuuude!

[/SFFTARH]

It gives things a satisfying symmetry.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/37 "2011-11-22T23:23:40Z")

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Whoa, dude (speaking of Spicoli)…

I go away for a week, and when I come back you’re (sorta) gone. It was a pleasure moderating with you!

Now behave yourself! 😉

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spectre-of-pithecanthropus-has-retired/603319/38 "2011-11-29T22:42:44Z")

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You never stood out and made me think “oh that Spectre of Pithecanthropus! Damned moderator!” which is a good thing. I don’t typically keep track of who is a moderator and who isn’t beyond a very visible subset, so the fact that you weren’t on my radar is a good sign that you did a good job. Welcome back to the world of casual posting.

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