# Speed Seduction for the busy, busy man! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547 "2002-07-12T03:00:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/1 "2002-07-12T03:00:37Z")
No time for old fashioned hit or miss seduction? Try **Speed Seduction** [sub]TM[/sub]! Works every time (especially on female dopers, who as busy, busy women don’t got no time for the jibber jabber, and who want to be speedily seduced by efficient seducers utilizing sophisticated neuro linguisitic programming techniques to unlock their innermost desires. [Speed Seduction Website](http://www.speed-seduction.com/) [Here’s How](http://www.speed-seduction.com/playboy.htm) > [@](#): > > The “Golden Key” Secret To Success And Power With Women Beyond Your Wildest Dreams > [@](#): > > Is this disrespectful to women? > > No…absolutely not! I love, love, LOVE women. Women, when properly communicated with, can be the delights of the universe. It is not disrespectful to give a woman an opportunity to discover that she doesn’t need the outdated courting rituals of the modern world in order to feel that wonderful sense of attraction and connection with a man. AND it is even more wonderful to realize that you can get a woman past what she is “typically” attracted to. As I said on TV, “the problem with a woman going for her “type” is that what is typical never lets her discover the extraordinary, which by definition isn’t what she is expecting”. ---
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/2 "2002-07-12T03:26:04Z")
I want somebody who will understand, When it comes to love, I want a slow hand. I’m committed to taking advice from song lyrics–they trump anything that includes the “have you ever weasel” technique. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/3 "2002-07-12T03:44:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Humble Servant \* > \*\*I want somebody who will understand, > When it comes to love, I want a slow hand. > > I’m committed to taking advice from song lyrics–they trump anything that includes the “have you ever weasel” technique. \*\* [Once, but never again](http://www.peta-online.org/image/fur/5.jpeg)! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/4 "2002-07-12T04:17:53Z")
Oh, I thought you were talking about that speed-dating thing. Never mind. Carry on. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/5 "2002-07-12T23:40:31Z")
Hiya, doll! OK if I put my hand here? Ouch! OK, next! I knew a guy whose approach was, “Hi, I’m Bob. Wanna fuck?” His batting average was predictably low, but it wasn’t zero. He was willing to live with that. –Nott ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/6 "2002-07-13T00:24:26Z")
**AskNott** –I once had a guy approach me with “Hi, my name’s Tyrone and my hobbies are basketball and sex.” Then he grabbed his package and waggled his tongue at me. When I recovered from my bout of hysterical laughter, I couldn’t help but wonder if that had _ever_ actually worked. Now you say it does. :eek: Fates help us all–they’re capable of reproducing. bella ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/7 "2002-07-13T00:28:43Z")
Hmm. Well, I was talking to **Spoz** once about major flirtation, and he offered this up as an example of it: “Oi, let’s fuck.” I’d say that was definitely short and to the point, but I’m not sure how often you’d get lucky with that particular pick-up line. Then again, there was this other time I was talking to him, and he mentioned that one of his friends in the bar that night had this very odd line: “Hi, I have a six-foot tall space monkey named George.” (or something to that effect) I suppose you’d have to give **Spoz** ’s friend points for originality, but I still don’t know about the mileage you’d get with that one. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/8 "2002-07-13T01:26:28Z")
What sort of pathetic person would heed that advice? You must be a special kind of stupid to believe that nosense will work. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/9 "2002-07-14T10:34:42Z")
“Hi. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?” ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/10 "2002-07-14T11:40:21Z")
That happened to me exactly once, at 7:30 am outside the Quality Inn in Waikiki. I’d stopped to buy a newspaper from a box when a young man asked if I wanted to fuck. After I stammered out a shocked negative, he then said “I can satisfy you.” I was halfway up the block before I came up with the perfect reply – “Sir, you do not have the capacity to satisfy me.” Sheesh! I was hoping Tom Cruise’s character in _Magnolia_ was fiction! CJ ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speed-seduction-for-the-busy-busy-man/118547/11 "2002-07-14T12:57:08Z")
It’s sorta like the first time I met my now ex-girlfriend. This was about a year before we started dating, and we had never spoken before. We were at school, and she walked up to me and asked if I had a car. When I said yes she declared that I was driving her and a friend somewhere that weekend. I declared equally forcefully that I was doing no such thing. She stopped, looked at me and asked “Have you ever had a blow job with Pop Rocks?” She was totally kidding, but she said it with such a fabulously straight face. It was sufficient to make my eyes pop out of my head, considering that this was the third sentence in the first conversation we ever had. I still didn’t give her a ride :D. Heh, that girl. She’s a funny one. LC